gangnard

To be a "gangnard" is to be a disappointing dickhead

1. "You fucking gangnard, look at what you did"
2. "Bro you nutted all over my face you gangnard"
3. "Punk ass gangnard, get the fuck outta my face"

by ddoubled's May 21, 2025

Captain Gankaroo

Friend to friend, " My husband's nickname is Captain Gankaroo..."

Other friend, " Do what? (Laughing)"

Friend, " Yeah my husband beats off all the time with/on anything... plastic bags, dirty clothes, you name it, so I call him Captain Gankaroo because he ganks everything"

(I walk in catching my husband beating off using a plastic bag), "Well hello Captain Gankaroo".

by Justice League Kat October 19, 2021

Sìr Gankalot

"The western Canyon."

The best jungler the west has ever seen. Even cheetahs fear his godlike speed. If he chooses the card player, every lane crumbles under his pressure. Is known for boosting less fortunate players above their normal elo. Has a 30 inch cock. Males and females get wet when they see him.

Oh my god, Sìr Gankalot just ganked me. I think I lost my virginity the second time.

by Bardo Beutlin November 24, 2021

Sloppy Gangnam Style

When you Gangnam Style on that thang

Last night my mans gave me some sloppy Gangnam style

by Bhorf December 14, 2024

Whoopa Gangnam Style

The absolute most peak geometry dash level to ever exist in the world fr

Whoopa gangnam style

by Muscle cars rule March 9, 2025

Captain Gankaroo

A sadomasochist that every chance they get soils his family's clothes bc he ejaculates on them and "ganks" them....

Uh oh, Captain Gankaroo is in the house

by BrEwSkI January 16, 2026