Graft

English slang which could mean the following; to steal, to sell, to buy, or to deal illegal goods like drugs.

“I’ve had enough of this job, I’m going on the graft.”
“This is sick, gonna graft it.”

by tedpilled August 5, 2020

Graffiti in my car port

The act of pulling out at the point of no return and inadvertently spraying over a ladies vagina or a mans anus. A method often known more commonly as "withdrawal"

Sarah - "Tom dont aim for my face, Graffiti in my car port"
Tom - "Ok"

"dude, was with a game hottie last night but had no rubbers, so I Graffitied in her car port"

by stinky scotsman May 28, 2009

Grafton

A small town in Southern Illinois. Usually covered in water for a quarter of the year. This is a party town full of lovely people who just want to stumble around from bar to bar, it's basically one giant mall where every store is a bar!!

Commonly referred to by a lovely lady as the key West of the Mid West!

Did you go to Grafton last weekend?

Umm...I don't remember?

What are your plans this weekend?

O going to Grafton and walking around all the bars until i can't stumble anymore!

by NautiNate May 25, 2011

sex-o-gram

When someone gets a call from their parents, and their friends start making sex noises in the backround.

Mark- Hi Grandpa!
Stacy- Fuck me mark!!!!!!!! Ohhhhhhh uhhuhuhuh!!! I'm Cumming!
Mark's Grandpa- What is that!?
Mark- My friend just gave you a sex-o-gram.

by MisterFlippers November 8, 2014

Grafton

A small village in the Mascoma Valley of New Hampshire, known as the halfway point between Dartmouth College and Lake Winnipesaukee. It has recently gained attention by being a haven for members of the Free State Project, much like Keene and Manchester.

According to the article "The Koch Empire and Americans for Prosperity", Grafton was specifically chosen as the first site of the "free market" NH exodus due to the fact that Koch Industries (which funds the Mercatus Center which is linked to the FSP) had recently purchased Georgia Pacific, a paper company, and needed to buy up as much forest as they could. Grafton was selected because it is 95% forest and has very little restrictions on private property ownership. The corporations bought up over $1 million worth of property in Grafton using secretive means, unfortunately, the behaviors of several free staters living in the village disrupted their plans. All of this was documented in the article "Grafton's Messy Liberation".

Grafton, New Hampshire is a small village with a large controversy.

by 603explorer March 21, 2011

Banging 7 Gram Rocks

(verb) To consume 2 eight balls of cocaine in one night. One eight ball is equal to 3 and 1/2 grams of cocaine.

Guy 1: "Man I was partying like Sheen last weekend, banging 7 gram rocks. Ended up in ICU at the hospital though!"

Guy 2: "Daaamn man that sucks, are we still on for Friday?"

Guy 1: "Yeah baby you know it, got score another eight ball first."

by BiffM April 7, 2011

Graffy

A wily silver fox, renowned for chasing sluts and playing bootlegs.

Hi, I'm Graffy. Guaranteed.

by Seros March 16, 2005