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Goose By the Lake

An analogy or metaphor referring to women as golddiggers using geese. A goose will come up to you only if you have bread which it can eat. It will then leave when you run out of bread and go to another person with bread. A golddigger (woman) will go to a man only if he has money. If the man were to have a reversal of fortune (i.e job-loss, ect.) than that woman would leave that man and find another one with money.
Women are like those geese by the lake, they only want you if you have money.
Wow, you got screwed dude, that woman is a Goose By the lake.
by 3249230 August 2, 2009
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shit through a goose

Something that really gets into motion
very quickly or is lightening fast.ie
like shit through a goose.
His new set of wheels goes like like
shit through a goose.

Get the hell out of here or I'll call
security and you'll be out of here faster than shit through a goose!
by MADANGEL September 6, 2005
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cook your own goose

To bring something upon yourself.
Aw, Kelsey, way to cook your own goose! All the vodka from last night gave you a terrible hangover.

Wow, Jim really cooked his own goose when he barebacked the Asian hooker on a trip to Tokyo. He got AIDS!
by millionsofbrazilians June 1, 2010
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Goose

Devil incarnate. A direct relative of the dinosaurs. The most evil and devious being to ever roam the Earth, right after Adolf Hitler.
- Holy shit, this crazy goose almost killed me!
by Gregory Swan June 2, 2020
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evil goose

At every park, there's one. The goose that will not move, and constantly squawks at you. It often has a possy of other mean looking geese that follow it around, also squawking at you. Don't try to come up to the goose, or you will get squawked at, chased, and possibly bitten. It is quite a scary thing.
The innocent little girl walked up to the evil goose and it chased her away and bit her hand.
by bewareofevilgeese January 1, 2007
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Goose

A type of waterfowl that likes to honk. They are typically not very friendly, very territorial, and like bread a lot.
Human: “Look brother, a goose”

Goose: “fuck you, you stupid waste of flesh. get off of my lawn. I want bread”
by Goose expert May 6, 2020
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goose noose

Alternate name for plastic rings on a six-pack of beer.
Please cut up that goose noose, before throwing it into the ocean. They are know to choke animals.
by DAVID BESEMER April 30, 2008
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