gasplaugh

A combination of a gasp and a laugh. Gasping while smiling largely, with a little tinge of 'ha,' but in a more jocular manner than straight gasping- almost higher pitched. Something that occurs in awkward situations.

Dude, did you see that Helen Keller actress eat it when she fell off stage?

Yeah, I totally gasplaughed.

by gasplaughing November 22, 2009

Gasphole

1. The yawning crevass between your buttocks that periodically needs to "gasp" for air, a process known by those in the trade as " ass trumpeting" or perhaps more commonly farting.
2. Your anal hole, the apeture that leadeth to the brown superhighway

a. My god Felix my old gasphole's been a bit lively this morning.
b. Wtf bro it stinks like gasphole in here.
c. That Sebastian prefers gasphole to vajajay don' t you know.

by munkeylegend December 3, 2013

gasping gecko

A term used when a person is surprised.

Gasping gecko, I wasn't expecting to see you here!

by asdf_fdsa October 13, 2017

Gaspara

A beautiful lightskin girl. humble bold energertic. She’s the type you meet once in a lifetime so you can’t hurt her

Yo do you know that girl Gaspara? “Yeah bro she’s different”

by aGirl678 April 22, 2019

gasplosion

When you have every sign that your bowels are full beyond capacity and a major shit needs to be taken, but upon parking your ass on the commode and easing the tension on your blowhole, all that comes out is 100psi of fecal flavored gas. No poop. Not even an M&M. Just enough methane to heat an igloo for the winter.

Me: Ah oh, I need to find a toilet immediately!
You: There’s a bathroom over there.
Me: <running for my life >
You: I hope he doesn’t make it.
Also you: Well, that was fast.
Me: Yep, it was only a gasplosion.
Also me: The velocity of brown wind made the fucking toilet flush itself!

by Bobby the Bug Man February 11, 2022

gaspangle

Gaspengle (noun): A term used to describe a complex and emotionally charged relationship between two individuals who share a deep friendship. Similar to a love triangle, a gaspengle occurs when these friends find themselves caught in a web of conflicting emotions, such as jealousy, possessiveness, or unrequited feelings. It often involves a delicate balance between their strong bond of friendship and the potential for romantic attraction.

I loved her but my friend started a gaspangle.

by mag. gaco146 June 29, 2023

Gasparillaed

To make love to a partner you have known for a lengthy period of time.

Naveed gasparillaed Osha and now they are expecting a baby in 9 months.

by Jaitoon October 16, 2023