Gar Carter 1: dooooooooooooood...
Gar carter 2: ...what?
Gar carter 1: Let's go gar carting
Gar carter 2: ...awesome
Gar carter 2: ...what?
Gar carter 1: Let's go gar carting
Gar carter 2: ...awesome
by me 26 September 1, 2007
Get the gar cartmug. (Verb)
To be Gar-Failed is to know disappointment at a cosmic level: like Garfield waking up to an empty lasagna pan. Every Wednesday you get your hopes up—bowling shoes rented, camera ready, dough rising—and every Wednesday such bestie pulls a Gar-Fail, leaving you holding nothing but regret and extra pepperoni.
To be Gar-Failed is to know disappointment at a cosmic level: like Garfield waking up to an empty lasagna pan. Every Wednesday you get your hopes up—bowling shoes rented, camera ready, dough rising—and every Wednesday such bestie pulls a Gar-Fail, leaving you holding nothing but regret and extra pepperoni.
Example:
“Thought we were making pizza and going bowling, but Greg Gar-Failed me again.”
One-liner roasts:
When Garfield hates Mondays, but Greg makes you hate Wednesdays.
To be left standing alone in bowling shoes, holding a camera and a homemade pizza sauce.
Greg ghosts Garfield Day harder than Garfield ghosts diets.
“Thought we were making pizza and going bowling, but Greg Gar-Failed me again.”
One-liner roasts:
When Garfield hates Mondays, but Greg makes you hate Wednesdays.
To be left standing alone in bowling shoes, holding a camera and a homemade pizza sauce.
Greg ghosts Garfield Day harder than Garfield ghosts diets.
by __notmeg__ August 26, 2025
Get the Gar-Failedmug. GAR
Grand Army of the Republic.
Probably has 1,200,000 million clones.
Led by supreme chancellor Sheev Palpatine, who is also secretly a sith lord.
Divided into different divisions which have different armor colors and led by different jedi generals.
Most of their clones are made of Jango Fett, a bounty hunter.
UK/gɑ ^r/
US/gɑ r/
Widely known for executing order 66.
Most of them were made on Kamino.
Grand Army of the Republic.
Probably has 1,200,000 million clones.
Led by supreme chancellor Sheev Palpatine, who is also secretly a sith lord.
Divided into different divisions which have different armor colors and led by different jedi generals.
Most of their clones are made of Jango Fett, a bounty hunter.
UK/gɑ ^r/
US/gɑ r/
Widely known for executing order 66.
Most of them were made on Kamino.
by Definitely not real July 11, 2023
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Get the Garmug. by Sue Hunter April 10, 2011
Get the guaranfaction [gar-uhn-fak-shun]mug. Tina wanted dick tonight,she said she wanted to get fucked in the ass pussy at the same time. So I strapped on my Gar-thock and did her dirty.
by Please flag May 20, 2019
Get the GAR-THOCKmug.