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Linsufficient Funds

A financial state in which an individual can no longer afford attending a New York Knicks game due to Jeremy Lin's rise to fame which has driven up ticket prices.
I was gonna go to the Bulls @ Knicks game but because of Linsanity I suddenly have Linsufficient Funds
by George4 April 18, 2012
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bung fungus

a collection of lint, shit, dingleberries, pubes and toilet paper typically found at the top of an unkempt ass crack
Gary wiped his bung fungus across Shelia's toothbrush. LOL.
by Dr. Steve McBreffstank August 29, 2013
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earlingus fungus

when performing the sexual act involving sticking one's tongue down someones ear resulting in earwax stuck on your tongue.
"i like giving my boyfriend earlingus but i always get earwax stuck onto my tongue."

"you got yourself some earlingus fungus, that's nasty!"
by mynameisjeff March 18, 2015
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Guinea Fungus

When a male doesn't wipe their butt properly. And a large of butt syrup builds up on the butt hairs and begins to mature.
I think Ant hasn't wiped properly again. He better remove the residue soon or he might end up with guinea fungus.
by King Jabuscuss July 7, 2015
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face fungus

Beard or moustache, esp. one of poor coverage or one that is poorly groomed.
Often found on the faces of hipsters, although these examples tend to be groomed to excess.
Dude, your face fungus makes you look like a teenage hipster.
by Tangoes with Dingoes November 12, 2015
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Foreskin Fungus February

This is what happens to you if you participate in Just Jesus January. You wake up on February 1st ready to give the ol’ wanger a yank and find out that the previous month’s fasting of masturbation, sex and porn has left your foreskin fungus-ridden. Does not apply to Jews.
Tony: Holy fuck! I’ve got Foreskin Fungus February!
Abraham: Not me, I’m jew. I don’t give a fuck about Jesus!
by AlabamaBaby January 2, 2019
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fart fungus

The particularly extra chunky flatulence that follow a hearty Mexican meal, especially Taco Bell.
Yo got any air freshener I went to Taco Bell and got that fart fungus.
by Beans burnt July 21, 2020
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