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Funting

The act of an attempted munting, only to find the victim is indeed in an alive or comatose state. Upon the realization that the organs are indeed not sloshing around (as the body is not decomposing) and the victims awakening, there is an ensuing lawsuit.
I was caught accidentally Funting my cousin now I’m getting sued!!
by Seargant skibbidi April 18, 2024
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Funt

A heavy set woman who has a poor attitude, is bitchy, or otherwise unpleasant.
That big chick over there with the attitude is a funt.
by Marky the wordsmythe August 6, 2020
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Funt

The sound a woman emits while sitting on the toilet urinating and also expels body gas at the same time.
She sat sleepy eyed on the toilet and pissed and unexpectedly funted at the same time.
by billk1937 December 13, 2012
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Funting

"OMG! We were funting! I'm so embarrassed."
by Kayla Noyes May 18, 2025
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Funt

In Cork, Ireland it means a kick.
Careful or you'll get a funt in the arse.
by Feenfromcork July 22, 2025
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Funt

Pulling your foreskin forward enough to emulate a vagina and having another man fuck it
Darryl and I had a good funt last night
by Funt Expert January 27, 2019
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I had a crazy experience last night funting on my cats grave.
by Fent king April 1, 2024
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