Funting

The act of an attempted munting, only to find the victim is indeed in an alive or comatose state. Upon the realization that the organs are indeed not sloshing around (as the body is not decomposing) and the victims awakening, there is an ensuing lawsuit.

I was caught accidentally Funting my cousin now I’m getting sued!!

by Seargant skibbidi April 18, 2024

chunnel funt

A toned down version of fucking cunt meant to avoid confrontation with conservative dispositions.

You're a chunnel funt.

Aw shit dude, her best friend cock blocked you?! What a chunnel funt!

by sdsucostume September 25, 2009

seesaw the funt

the act of penetrating a wet a pussy, getting your dick wet, putting the d in the v

i seesawed that funt so hard last nite, im bout to seesaw the funta

by jeff & tommy August 9, 2008

funt

when the pussy is dry asf and smells like dead fish

dude I hooked up with your girl yesterday and when I pulled down her pants she had a funt and I almost passed out, it smelled terrible

by PBJsandwich27 August 24, 2018

Funt

A fun aunt: also known as a cool aunt

Kamala Harris is America’s Funt!

by Eastsidesteve November 7, 2020

funt

Fucking cunt

There is no nicer way of describing her as the perfect example of a funt.

by Upself May 5, 2021

Funt

A funny cunt.

Person 1 “What’s Derek doing over there?”
Person 2 “He’s balancing a ball on his head”
Person 1 “He’s such a funt!”

by diew099 July 23, 2023