Funting

The act of an attempted munting, only to find the victim is indeed in an alive or comatose state. Upon the realization that the organs are indeed not sloshing around (as the body is not decomposing) and the victims awakening, there is an ensuing lawsuit.

I was caught accidentally Funting my cousin now I’m getting sued!!

by Seargant skibbidi April 18, 2024

Funt

A heavy set woman who has a poor attitude, is bitchy, or otherwise unpleasant.

That big chick over there with the attitude is a funt.

by Marky the wordsmythe August 6, 2020

Funt

The sound a woman emits while sitting on the toilet urinating and also expels body gas at the same time.

She sat sleepy eyed on the toilet and pissed and unexpectedly funted at the same time.

by billk1937 December 13, 2012

Funting

Farting while humping someone.

"OMG! We were funting! I'm so embarrassed."

by Kayla Noyes May 18, 2025

Funt

In Cork, Ireland it means a kick.

Careful or you'll get a funt in the arse.

by Feenfromcork July 22, 2025

Funt

Pulling your foreskin forward enough to emulate a vagina and having another man fuck it

Darryl and I had a good funt last night

by Funt Expert January 27, 2019

Funt

Munting but on fentanyl

I had a crazy experience last night funting on my cats grave.

by Fent king April 1, 2024