fidoodle

A very short and fat person esp. a girl

Damn did you see that 3' 300lbs fidoodle back there?

by David L. June 3, 2005

Fundoshi

Sumo Wrestler Underwear.

Pros:
Shows off your bulge for the ladies
Cheap
Cons:
Hard To Find
Embarrising to wear
Hard To Tie

Guy 1:Yo bro i just bought a fundoshi and im going to show it off to the ladies"
Guy 2:Good Luck Trying to tie it.

by MysteriousD May 23, 2010

Fudo

a polite abbreviation of " fuck u dick off".used to express intense desires to fornitcate with members of the same or opposite sex-similar words-Sudo-suck u dick off

"omg..that dude is hella hot..total Fudo material"

by Karibeth December 3, 2005

Fido

First In Destroys Others. A significant other, usually a man who knows he is with somebody out of their league. So they marry that person before they have a chance to realize they can do better.

I don't know what Sarah sees in Adam. He's ratchet so at first I thought it must be a winning personality, but he's annoying too. He's a fido, she can do way better.

by Cabaill May 21, 2013

fumidor del cock

Combination of Spanish and English that creates the insult Cock Smoker (literal translation is "smoker of the cock").
See cock smoker or cock sucker.

Guy 1: You suck!

Guy 2: Yeah well you're a fumidor del cock.

by TheMonger September 29, 2006

fundo

Residue which accumulates and dries on and around your cock after some sloppy sex.

I must of had fun last night, cuz I woke up with some nasty fundo on my crank.

by puddinhead December 18, 2004

fuddock

Another way of saying fud(vagina), originates from bollock.

Jamie you're a fuddock.

by One old fork December 7, 2006