fuckdicament

A situation/predicament with no positive outcome/you're fucked

This dude's baby mama cheated on him with some fuck nigga, and now he's got an std. He's in a real fuckdicament

by Brandonation February 16, 2009

Fucktility

The physical property which measures the ability to get fucked.

The fucktility of Tom is 69.

by Franklin Turtle January 25, 2012

fucktivities

sex-related activities

I met a super hot and horny broad last night, we were doing all sorts of fucktivities till the morning.

by mr6370 December 13, 2012

FuckTime

Because Skype sex is so 2000-and-late. The savior of modern-day long distance relationships.

"Hey baby, got the room to myself for a couple hours, wanna FuckTime?"

by napsXfactsXsnacks June 19, 2015

Fucksticker

It's that person that lives to annoy people there for that person is considered a Fucksticker because there that one sticker that won't stick just TO ANNOY YOU

- friend : ha lol its 4 am ill tag all my friends in several pictures just to make there phone vibrate look

- Other friend : (phone vibrates continuously) AGGH its that Fucksticker again

by lol satan May 16, 2016

Fuckstick

A person acting like an idiot, asshole, jerk, etc.

"Justin, quit being a fuckstick."
"Fuckstick."

by JoeNeromon August 31, 2016

Fuckice

When you are a speech impediment dumbass and you call someone a fuckice but in reality you wanted to call them fuckface.

You little fuckice

by Turtleloverr October 24, 2017