Fuckrupt

The state of being completley unable to give a fuck.
Usually used when the person has been in fuckdefecit for some time, has defaulted of thier fuckmortgage and has no fucks left to give.

'You want what? Sorry pal, no can do, I'm completley fuckrupt. I do have plenty of I dont care about your shit, fella, leave me the hell alone, though. Would you like to sample some?'

'Hey Dick, could you ask Frenulum down in H.R to hurry up and file that t32b for the Johnson report lickety-split?'
'No can do boss, I'm pretty sure he's fuckrupt today, and my fucksilo is looking alarmingly empty too. I'm running out of fuck-grain to feed my fuck-chickens, and hungry fuck-chickens don't lay fuck-eggs, now do they? What I'm saying is, how about you do it your goddamn self, cheif.

by Artemis Depthcharge October 21, 2010

Fuckruptcy

The act of giving so few fucks that, in time, you will be in give-a-fuck debt and unable to pay back all of that debt. Declaring fuckruptcy is a good way to elminate your give-a-fuck debt and start over

Jangles gave so few fucks over the course of his career that after five years he had to declare fuckruptcy. Last I heard he still didn't give a fuck.

by Mr_BoJangles March 23, 2013

holy shit fuckery

An expression of wonder and disbelief at something that just happened that defies common expletives.

You laptop breaks for the 8th time this week, during midterms, when you were almost done with two papers and have to restart both of them several hours before they're due. You also have had no sleep and your plans to get schwasted the night before were thwarted by the technological failures of the week and you end up collapsing from exhaustion at 6:30 am after working all night only to lose all progress. The next morning, you wake up and head to your chemistry class only to fall asleep outside of the classroom and wake up after the class is over. After class ends, you still have to finish your papers. As you sit down to finish your paper, you find that your laptop broke again. Your response is to scream "HOLY SHIT FUCKERY!"

by thegoddamnroommates October 31, 2011

reflexive self-fuckery

A default setting in which a person repeatedly self-destructs.

Now living out his remaining years inside prison, he is and always has been an expert in the fine art of reflexive self-fuckery.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 8, 2019

fucky fuck

An extreme idiot. Someone who exceeds the boundaries of stupidity and lunacy.

He really is a fucky fuck.

by rico2014 August 29, 2014

Black Magic Fuckery

The weirdest form of picture you'll ever fucking see. Like seeing Paris Hilton shopping at Wal-Mart for clothes, or Charlie Sheen actually losing. You just don't see imagine it ever happening.

Black Magic = Voodo or some shit

Fuckery = Fucking all that shit up

Person 1: "Dude I just saw Hitler flying a magic carpet"
Person 2: "NO FUCKIN WAY MAN"
Person 1: "There's some Black Magic Fuckery up in here"

by Peanut Butter Chap-Stick November 18, 2011

fuckey

adj.
An urban way of saying something is fucked up, broken, not working, out of order.

"I tried to call him but his phone was being all fuckey<"

by Rabies* September 9, 2006