fuckton

A fuckton is equal to 11 tons or one asston plus 4 tons.

That women must weigh a fuckton.

by Shroud September 9, 2003

fuckton

A expression used to discribe a large ammount of something. A unit in the metric system. When written as an expression, fT. Be sure not to confuse this unit with ft meaning foot.

Holy shit, Amy weighs a metric fuckton!

by AfroKenny January 14, 2008

Fuckonometry

There are so many...where to start?
1.Whack-ass trigonometry.
2.What one calls trigonometry when it starts to get all fucky.

3.The branch of fuckematics dealing with the relations, sides and angels of all things fucked up.

Professor: Solve this problem
Class: We ...don't know how, you haven't shown us how to....???
Professor: figure it out
Class: i...wh...how?.....jesus fucking christ, trig is bullshit....trigonometry, more like fuckonometry

by PharmD4me May 25, 2018

fucklong

Unité de temps universelle désignant une période beaucoup trop longue, considérant un requis d'arriver imminent.

"- Nous avons besoin de la pièce maintenant!

- Ça prend 8 semaines pour la manufacturer...rien en stock...

- Dude, c'est fucklong!

by daxvidk January 30, 2019

Fucktonne

A fucktonne is a lot.
One fucktonne is 2500 fuckilograms
Which is 250000 fuckgrams which is 25000000 fuckmilligrams which is 2000 fuckounces which is 3000 fuckyoutonnes which is 2500000000 fucknanograms which is 10 fuckilotonnes

A fucktonne of shit came out my arse, not my fault I’m lactose intolerant

by Hi mammy November 30, 2019

fuckton

So much of something, it makes you say "Fuck!"

As in, I have a fuckton of work to do for school, all the ritalin in the world won't get me through this week.
Or, more appropriately, "That girl's always got a fuckton of guys hanging around, you'll never get her nunber"

by OOSauce December 11, 2008

fuckmonkey

extreme form of arshmonkey

You damn fuckmonkey!

by Jena December 28, 2003