I'm a fat fucking pig

Brendon Urie in Lil Dicky's song EARTH

"I'm a fat fucking pig!"

by CowTittes April 23, 2019

fuckin mint

fuckin mint is said when something extremely ridiculous happens. when a bad situation is funny it’s fuckin mint. when saying this make the okay circle with your hand. 👌🏼

when 2 guys play you in the same week, fuckin mint 👌🏼. when your ex and your besties ex follow you from work, fuckin mint 👌🏼. when the guy your talking to ghosts you for 3 days cause his ex moved into town, fuckin mint 👌🏼.

by thottythaya October 5, 2019

Holy Fucking Jesus

An expression used when something cool or mind blasting happens or is seen.

Holy Fucking Jesus!, that woman isn't a woman...it's a whale!

by f00dnetw0rk June 21, 2010

Straight Fucking Water

That of legitimacy

Jacksepticeye: STRAIGHT FUCKING WATER

Or
Jacksepticeye: Straight fucking dirty bean water *sips coffee/dirty bean water*

by Sxpticfxre February 9, 2019

fucking metal

Incredibly hardcore. Used to describe very obscene events, usually containing gore and death.

Guy 1: Dude did you see the new Saw movie? That shit was fucking metal.

by GregJennings December 3, 2010

Keep fucking that chicken

Keep up the good work.

Coined by television anchor Ernie Anastos during a live broadcast of the Fox 5 New York local news. (See videos on YouTube.)

News anchor to weatherman: "Great forecast. Keep fucking that chicken."

by Karl721 September 18, 2009

Erecty-est Erection of all fucking erections

When you look at something SO sexually stimulating that you would piss/cum out of your own dick from it

You start to feel in and it is rock hard and extra veiny

Oh my fucking God I have the erecty-est erection of all fucking erections

by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck October 10, 2021