Fubbsturkey

Someone who is really bad at something but really lucky.

Im tired of playing these f***ing Fubbsturkeys bro

by M12344570707 February 25, 2023

hope fumes

Used to describe someone who is barely hanging on with little left in their personal gas tank. Their slightest bit of hope, oftentimes irrational, is the only thing still driving them. All the person needs to do is stop and fill up their tank but they keep pushing it through the next exit and the next exit until they eventually run out of gas on the desolate highway.

Person A : "Todd hasn't made a sale in 2 years and he works on a commission only basis. He thinks his next deal is close though and will be a huge payday."

Person B: "Yeah, he's running on hope fumes."

by Ryno212 February 10, 2010

love fumes

When you gas on your significant other and force them to smell it.

I trapped my fart under the blanket so you can bask in my love fumes.

by mbonbon March 29, 2014

mrs.fobes

Mrs.fobes is a loud mouth teacher that will lie on any student she/he see just because she/he doesn't like her or him. Mrs.forbes can also be see with have on some lip stick that does not match her skin tone. And do not get to close to her...or close to her at all because her breat STANKS.

Run it is a Mrs.fobes

by Nikki long May 16, 2018

Boner Fumes

When a male gets such an intense erection, that his dick crack opens up slightly, from which the sour, bleach smell of his pre-ejaculate can be nasally detected

“Craig (roommate), either turn off the porn or put a thumb on your dick-hole, cause this apartment is lousy with Boner Fumes”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

fubs

Fubs is short for fucked up bullshit.

Arrested Development got cancelled? Yo, that's some fubs!

by Matt Hutson July 28, 2008

Breathing in Electronic Fumes

When 2 ladies are sexually licking each other everywhere, until they get down to the vagina and smell it. This is called Breathing in Electronic Fumes.

I just walked in on my girlfriend Breathing in Electronic Fumes. I dumped her shortly after.

by MrBurgerHungryMan28174 January 1, 2011