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Freshy Freshenstein

The hippest cat on the block, has all the gear and knows all the music a cool three months before anyone else, but plays it off like it aint no thing.
Check out homeboy over there, trying real hard to make it look like he's not trying really hard, that cat's fresher than Freshy Freshenstein.
by earcher5 April 1, 2011
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Freshie

Juan is such a freshie , Liviu is the biggest freshie though
by VegetablesAreHot June 15, 2020
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freshie

whats up, freshie?
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Freshie

A name used by high schoolers to describe freshmen.
Junior: damn dude look at that freshie over there
Senior: fuck that kid is small
by words with friends October 22, 2017
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future freshie

a kid in the eighth grade moving into highschool
damn thats a lot of future freshies
by futurefreshie March 11, 2017
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freshie

1. The holy grail of footwear, a brand-spankin’-new pair of shoes (or other garment) that you summon from the mystery backroom after enduring the tragic fate of trying on fungus-infested display models.

2. That euphoric moment when you confidently declare, “I’ll take a freshie!” to the part-time, acne-faced employee, who now understands that your standards are higher than Skid Row, LA.

3. The embodiment of newness with the sweet smell of retail victory, often accompanied by a boss strut upon exiting the store, because nothing says "I’m winning" like a new pair kicks that haven't been through months of fake-buyers who pretend they can afford $19 sneakers.
“My friend thought he could pull off the display shoes until I said, ‘Bro, those are so far gone, you need a freshie and a therapist!’”

“When I asked for a new, fresh pair of shoes Jamal looked at me like I was downs. Whoa playa. I'm not the sucka working at Dick's for minimum wage. New fetch my freshies!"
by Sam_Joanneski October 16, 2024
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Freshie

A male or female who is only new to the sex game. Commonly referred to as immature if they don’t enjoy certain sex positions. Real sex pros love all positions.
Aidan: that girl is a real immature freshie?

TSR: what daddy?
Aidan: you know, she’s only just lost her virginity and she doesn’t like doggy so she’s super immature!
by Number1Freshie July 4, 2018
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