Frankengoober

a retard who can't do things right

Man, You are a damn frankengoober. Get it straight

by Shmexylatte November 25, 2007

frankenford

an automobile that was manufactured by ford that was wrecked or damaged so badly It had to be fixed with another half of a diffident but also wrecked Ford automobile.

My car was in a wreck, they fixed it with another front end from another wrecked car, Its a real Frankenford.

by RaRa Rocket December 18, 2010

frankenfit

The act of installing a part or component in something in a way that isn't actually correct but you just kind of fudge it so it works anyway. Often involves things that shouldn't necessarily go together.

Last night I frankenfitted that fork onto my road frame. Had to hack the head tube and face it with a bastard file, but hey - it works.

by Dave "Bulldog" Munson December 8, 2003

frankenpack

The end-result of the consolidation of several friends' different brands of cigarettes into one pack. Usually accomplished through trading, bartering or whoring.

Would you like a Pall-Mall, a Camel or a Newport out of my frankenpack?

by SteveDaveT July 8, 2005

frankenfeltcher

the act of sucking cum out of the ass of the dead after fucking them

i am such a necro i like to give that dead bitch a frankenfeltcher!!!!

by job September 6, 2008

frankenband

Combination of two or more bands to form a different band, many times on a reality show.

Rock Star Supernova, Audioslave, Velvet Revolver, Wings,and Damn yankees are all frankenbands.

by Caleb South March 31, 2007

Frankenporksword

When your porksword gets some sort of infection and turns a mangy, rotten colour. It may even fall off in extreme cases of frankenporksword-itis.

Joe:Oh my God, i think i've got frankenporksword!
Clyde:Hahaha, unlucky!

by jack almighty December 15, 2008