Team Fortress 2

An online FPS game that was great at once until it became Free to Play. This game is now filled up with noobish 4 year olds that have nothing to do but whine about how they keep on getting killed by a spy disguised as a gay pyro.

Eg; Noob: WTF ZOMG RETARD KEEP ON KILLING MEH

*server administrator mutes Noob*

Noob(typing in box): WAAHH STEWPIT SNIPAH KILL MEH

*everyone leaves the server*

*Noob cries* BAHHH Team Fortress 2 sucks!

by The Mighty Tortoise November 26, 2011

fosters

australians suck, whos with me?

aussie: these bladdy-ring-tiddlin americans think that we all drink fosters...

american: stop destroyin our stereotypes, we own the world...lol

by kronky December 3, 2007

fortresal

(adj): extremely secure, locked tightly, impenetrable

Darling, no one will break in while we are in Martha's Vineyard, our house is fortresal.

by Andy Hertz September 12, 2005

irvine-fortescue

Relating to a medieval Scottish clan, irvine-fortescue is a term often used in Scottish rap battles. It refers to a 'Scot' who spends the majority of his time either in the gym or on the 'lash'. The love of 'lash' is so extreme that most bar tenders are told to remove anything non-alcoholic from any drink ordered. Although some may perceive this irvine-fortescuism cool, often those of a feminine persuasion are less than impressed. These negative connotations are balanced by the other meaning of irvine-fortescue which refers to a man of extreme sincerity. It may also refer to a propensity to make up dreams to impress friends.

'Mate, did you hear about Fred's dream? He's well cool'
'Na. He made it up to impress you'
'Oh, he's such an irvine-fortescue'

'Hey mate how you doing?'
'I'd appreciate it if you'd move along please - this is serious'
'wow, what an irvine-fortescue'

'Is that guy benching 200 kilos whilst drinking straight vodka'
'Ye - such an irvine-fortescue'

by Harvey-de-Lash May 16, 2010

Fortenskying

The act of passing gas.

Who is fortenskying in here? Did you Fortensky?

by Shmueli April 30, 2011

Steller Fortress

A Stupid Song That Tajophesk Plays On A NonStop Basis

"Hey Guys Before We Leave Lets Listen To Steller Fortress 78!"

by slbrey April 24, 2004

Fortress Forever

A Half-Life 2 mod that resembles the popular online game, Team Fortress Classic. People argue about the popularity between this mod and the game Team Fortress, but Team Fortress 2 is OBVIOUSLY better than Fortress Forever since over 50,000 people play it as opposed to the 200 people who play Fortress Forever.

Fortress Forever player: TF2 sucks! FF is better!

Team Fortress 2 player: stfu old man, Team Fortress 2 owns you.

by Arvingorn April 6, 2008