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Anal forging

A common sexual maneuver performed by pounding a stiff buttplug into the recipient's anus with a large norse hammer. Almost always performed whilst wearing a viking helmet.
Joe was very sore from the previous night's extensive Anal Forging session. Thor at the S&M club had used a larger hammer than normal, causing an anal prolapse.
by McMasterson September 7, 2012
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forking

it's just like spooning, except the two people involved both have spiky hair
When Jamie Lee Curtis and former MTV veejay Simon Rex were dating, some nights they would go out on the town, other nights they'd just curl up in front of the tv for a tender night of forking.
by sarahsarahsarahsarahsarah October 20, 2009
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Forking

The game in which 5 people throw a fork in the air and try not to get hit, But then run to find it so they can then throw it. Can also be played with a spoon or with a knife, but can be more dangerous with knifes.
Owen: Anyone wanna go forking?
Luke: Yeah, lets fork?
Sophie: I've got the fork. Ready?
by ThofBABES. March 18, 2009
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forking

When a sleeping woman moves her legs from the spooning position up across a man's chest or neck, looking more like a fork or pretzel.
I woke up in the most uncomfortable position this morning because she was forking me all night.
by saporiae November 5, 2011
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fortino

A Post-Apocalyptic rumblefish, who's rock hard fishstick and rocktots smash together in front of monkey cages. Thus cause fecal matter to be flung inaccurately and without known trajectory. The indigeneous amphibious aquatic/land creature is such a rarity that many don't believe in it's existence until one washed ashore, allegedly unconcious from chain smoking, Jack Daniels, and from the consumption of Dr. Pepper.
Look out now, that {fortino} has a time machine.
by sugardaddy931 February 5, 2010
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Forking

To stick thousands of plastic forks in someone else's lawn. A common tradition in the B'Nai B'rith Youth Organization. Usually leads to saran wrapping on ricing of the lawn.
Hey bro, you wanna go forking tonight? That bitch deserves it.
by EverySingleAZA June 29, 2011
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Fordin'

Kyle was sooo fordin' last night.
by Emma Grace August 1, 2007
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