monkey fuckin' a football

a person with no coordination, an event that is unorganized.
get a mental picture of a monkey fucking a football... there is you're definition

*let me help you lift that box, you look like a monkey fuckin' a football

by bogart March 10, 2005

Footballcondor

A sweaty rainbow six siege cunt and YouTuber and twitch streamer

Your such a Footballcondor

by 69 her August 3, 2020

Obscure Footballers

A game where you try and name them most random but slightly famous player. The mst obscure wins.

Lets play obscure footballers!
"OK, Nadir Belhadj"
"Tony Hibbert"
"Nigel Quashie"
etc.

by jakrooster January 15, 2010

local football

Sexually loose girl.

A girl easy and available to fuck by everyone around.

My friend’s been dealing with the local football recently. Is he really that desperate

by Enhanced mentality11 June 11, 2018

American Football House

The house located on 704 W High St in Urbana, Illinois that was pictured on the cover of midwest emo band American Football’s 1999 eponymous debut album. Being the only image attached to the band for years, it has become something of a meme within indie/emo circles. Any trve emo enjoyer must make a pilgrimage to the house at some point in their life.

American Football Fan #1: Are we ever gonna make our pilgrimage to the American Football House?

American Football Fan #2: Let’s drive down there over spring break, there’s gonna be a house show and party.

by donaman March 27, 2022

Estonian Football

The football variety widely used in all of Estonia. Has its own national football team as well as three stages of domestic league system. The most successful is Tallinna FC Flora.

(Unlike the definition that involves kicking testicles. That sport is nonexistent.)

Estonian Football is so good to watch. The national team is surprising and the domestic league is well-organized.

by LaserImouto January 4, 2023

Georgia Tech football

The football team for the Georgia Institute of Technology, also known as the Yellow Jackets. They compete in the ACC at the FBS level. One of the most storied programs in college football history, the Yellow Jackets have won four national championships and have been coached by such greats as John Heisman, Bobby Dodd, William Alexander, and Paul Johnson. They have a fierce rivalry with the University of Georgia known as "Clean, Old-Fashioned Hate."

Calvin Johnson consistently reps Georgia Tech football on the next level by making an endless stream of highlight plays.

by lxUn1c0 November 6, 2011