flump lord

fucking gay and depressed

you flump lord

by flump lord 88 November 14, 2016

flump

The act of dragging your penis across someone's face.

"I'm going to flump you"

"Billy was flumping Jerry last night"

by anonymous December 9, 2024

Flump

The action of screwing up a line of speech or forgetting what one was going to say

P1: erm dude? I forgot my lines again.

P2: don't worry bro, you just flumped.

by OldManInAShower321 June 5, 2022

Flump

Being an absoloute idiot

e.g:

Stop it you flump!!!

Oh My Days stop being such a flump!

by ChatterBoxSlang November 27, 2010

Flump

When you're not exactly Fat, and you're not exactly Plump, you're Flump!

I need to lose some flump at the Gym.

by Cyclops Man June 3, 2018

Flumped

The action of slumping and flopping over at the same time.

“My cat just flumped itself down on my bed!”

by #1 benoftheweek fan May 9, 2024

dusty flump

A man who is huffy and overly sensitive

I heard you and your lad fell out again?

“Aye he’s a right dusty flump, takes everything i say seriously even when it bants”

by Kellip February 19, 2024