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Flump

The action of screwing up a line of speech or forgetting what one was going to say
P1: erm dude? I forgot my lines again.

P2: don't worry bro, you just flumped.
by OldManInAShower321 June 5, 2022
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Flump

Being an absoloute idiot
e.g:

Stop it you flump!!!

Oh My Days stop being such a flump!
by ChatterBoxSlang November 27, 2010
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Flumped

The action of slumping and flopping over at the same time.
My cat just flumped itself down on my bed!”
by #1 benoftheweek fan May 9, 2024
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Flump

When you're not exactly Fat, and you're not exactly Plump, you're Flump!
I need to lose some flump at the Gym.
by Cyclops Man June 3, 2018
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Flump

When you have a large penis and it just goes ”flump”.
by Eva Klebolwits July 1, 2019
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flump

the action of farting before sex
You're about to have sex and the man/woman flump (farts)
by David Hooper-Whooper May 18, 2009
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flumping

chinese burn ones penis to the point it eventually falls off. then, circumcise the penis and stitch one end of the foreskin to create a “sock”. violently shit in this song and ejaculate/piss in it. shake shake shake! then, drink this ungodly substance. shit the substance back and use it for everyday activities, primarily lube and skincare.
Person 1 - “Hey bro, wanna do some flumping?”
Person 2 - “What’s that?”
Person 1 - “Ohh boy.”
by TheTikTokExplainer May 5, 2024
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