Flogging Molly

Slang term for masturbation #479,306.

"What are you doing in there? Are you flogging Molly again?!"

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

Flooring

To lie on a wooden floor and stare at the ceiling while philosofying about love, life, universe and everything.
To achieve a strong flooring experience, one needs appropriate flooring music.
To strengthen the experience, a good spaghetti Bolognese meal should be enjoyed beforehand.

PhilHarmony: Damn Jimmy, I'm really confused about all these complex issues regarding love, life, universe and everything..
Jimmy: Chill dude, let's do some flooring for a while and sort things out!!
PhilHarmony: Yeah man, that sounds great!!

by shgang January 9, 2009

Flogging

The act of having sexual intercourse while blogging.

Dude last night I was totally flogging this hot chick when I came across an awesome post on Tumblr!

by j3no April 24, 2011

flooding smile

to give a very warm, positive, and responsive smile

If you want to make a good impression, don't grin at them. Try to give them a flooding smile instead.

by Lasveta September 8, 2017

flooding tub

Too many people sitting in a tub

Right now there is a flooding tub

by uwu legend September 21, 2019

crap flooding

A mildly crass way to describe actions either on purpose or by accident causing a denial of service or inconvenience to others by putting out a large useless volume of something.

Some corporate asshat caused a ton of support calls due to his badly coded app crap flooding the network with traffic.

by winston smith the III March 20, 2017

tongue flogging

To vigorously move your tongue over genitals or anus.

Daniel really gave his wife’s asshole a tongue flogging lastnight!!

by Rwhaha November 7, 2019