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flexing and flashing

acting out & or showing things in a continuous reckless matter without an effect
hey Walter is over there with his gun! don’t worry he’s not gonna do anything he’s just flexing and flashing
by countinbis March 15, 2020
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fletching

When a guy cums in a girl or guys asshole then licks out the cum and eats it!
Matt fucked Zac up the ass then fletched.
by PTakamoo October 11, 2003
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MAGICAL FLINCHING TADGER TUG

When you are stood ballock naked with your hands on your hips and flinching your pinger by using your member muscle giving the effect of either being tugged by a string or simply just done by pure magic

"WOW!, holy shit man!.. do that again!."

what?.. flinch my pinger?

"YEH MAN!.. Do it again, that was cool as fuck (waves his hand over the pinger, a willy wave) theres not even any strings attatched.. how the fuck do you manage that one?"

... MAGIC MATE!! ;-)

"too fuckin rite its magic!!"
MAGICAL FLINCHING TADGER TUG tadger magic
by ShadeMade aka G-Funk December 18, 2011
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flaccing

The momentary period of foreplay prior to a titjob when a man causally glides his half-erect penis across a woman's chest. Flaccing is not necessary to consummate the said titjob but is generally accepted as standard sexual preparation for most heterosexual, titty-related intercourse.
Man: Bro, I finally flacced Kristi last night while we were watching Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Friend: No way! How'd the flaccing go?
Man: Awesome bro, she gave me a glorious titjob afterwards.
by carltonkid11 October 11, 2017
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flashing

The procedure of re-programming the flash-memory / Software / computer memory /Read-only memory of an elctronic device
1.I flashed my DVD-ROM yesterday from the flashing utility
2.I need to flash my BIOS since its pretty old
by Aman Y January 16, 2008
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Flacking

An older woman getting with a youger man/teenage boy around 10 or more years younger than her and makeing him her "ToyBoy". Commonly frowned upon especially by teenage girls who would rather the guy be with someone his own age and not with a cougar.

Made famous by the UK Xtra factor host Caroline Flack (32) getting close and personal with Harry Styles(17) member of the British/Irish boyband One Direction.
Girl 1: "OMG! Did you here about that senior boy haveing an affair with that 33yr old?!

Girl 2: "Are you serious?! No! Eww thats soo bad! And to think I had a massive crush on him before."

Girl 1:"IKR! I wish that stupid cougar would Eff off, stop Flacking and get with someone her own age! ugh."
by OhSNAPlawl December 18, 2011
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Feltching

The process of inserting a gerbil through a tube that is connected to ones ass hole. The gerbil then goes inside the anus. When the gerbil is desired to exit, the tube is inserted back into the anus and a light is shined into the tube attracting the gerbil out of the anus.
That gerbil is so brown it looks like it was being feltched.
by Bloodsunday October 14, 2004
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