Wakandan flashbang

When an ugly guy bangs a hot girl, nuts on her eyes, proceeds to poke them, and then chants “You’re not real! You’re not real!”

I knew she was too good to be true, so I had to give her a Wakandan flashbang.

by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022

The brown flashbang

When you make a pipe bomb but add an extra pipe that has diorrhea in it to blind enemies with shit

The military uses the brown flashbang instead of normal flashbangs

by Funny goober April 25, 2022

Flashbanged

Getting flashed with a powerful flashlight

OR

Getting shocked from content (content is usually given in a fast amount of time.) This originated from the first definition. Its the feeling you get when being flashbanged (FROM definition a.)

*Person A shining a flashlight in Person B's eyes*
Person B: OW! don't flashbang me!

OR

Person A: I'm going to infodump about the omegaverse so prepare to get flashbanged
Person B: oh god

by goofy bat February 13, 2025

Self-Inflicted Flashbang

A Self-Inflicted Flashbang is when a male is masturbating and he claps his own ears as hard as possible. The stream of seminal fluid is directed at his eyes.

“Hey Todd wanna ho out to lunch?”
“What? Sorry, I committed a Self-Inflicted Flashbang earlier.”

by The Last Peacelord January 24, 2021

Bavarian flashbang

When you cum on a girl’s eyes and you fist her with a empty bottle of Augustiner. Either Pussy or ass doesn’t matter.

She said she loves me, right as she was blowing me. But when I started to give her a Bavarian flashbang , she kicked me the hell out of there.

by Jay zees December 27, 2020

Flashbang

The act of ejaculating in the women's eyes while simultaneously slapping both ears so she can neither hear nor see.

Last night I flashbanged Cindy and watched her stumble around my apartment.

by Robfull September 5, 2016

Hawaiian Flashbang

A "Hawaiian Flashbang" simply brings utter desolation to a human being. Every single bone in their body breaks, and every pore in their body bleeds, resulting in a complete bloodbath simply because they came in to contact with an object that didn't even explode.

The term was originally coined when soldiers in Hawaii rubbed a flashbang onto an unsuspecting survivor- resulting in their utter desolation.

"Man, that guy didn't even get his chest rubbed, that was a whole Hawaiian Flashbang."

"What the hell happened here? This looks like a Hawaiian Flashbang went off!"

by ArchesAviation March 25, 2023