When you're banging a member of your family from behind and at a random moment you clap their ears. As they're laying on the floor in pain you pull out a life alert necklace, hit the button, and bail.
Bro, my second cousin was over for Thanksgiving...she's so hot I had to try to smash. After a few minutes it felt weird to be banging my cousin so I hit her with the Alabama Flashbang and told my family I had to leave for work.
by Guido and The Guy December 11, 2020
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Get the Vietnamese flashbang mug.When referring to fanfiction, it describes the traumatic repercussions of reading Heat, a Korrasami fanfiction.
Fanfiction: *inserts something overtly sexual and maybe BDSM-related, or use of words such as "mistress," "punish," or "collar"*
People in comments: "Oh no the flashbacks 😳"
People in comments: "Oh no the flashbacks 😳"
by NickiSam2378 October 18, 2020
Get the Flashbacks mug.Throwing a flashbang grenade at someone, having sex with them, and then giving a them a magical money shot to the face. So when they recover from the flashbang and can see again, they dont notice they're walking around with semen on theirface.
Person 1 : hahaha look at that dude hes got jizz on his face and he cant see where hes goign!
Person 2: Perhaps he was hit with Flashbangsexmagic
Person 2: Perhaps he was hit with Flashbangsexmagic
by Paddy O'Mally January 16, 2009
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Imitating the effects of a flashbang, temporary blindness and deafness, the Philadelphia flashbang is the sexual act when a man thunderclaps a woman from behind (clap both ears at once) and as she turns around he jizzes in her eyes. Thus blinding and deafening her.
Imitating the effects of a flashbang, temporary blindness and deafness, the Philadelphia flashbang is the sexual act when a man thunderclaps a woman from behind (clap both ears at once) and as she turns around he jizzes in her eyes. Thus blinding and deafening her.
by The Ill Tits Bo$$man December 3, 2009
Get the Philadelphia Flashbang mug.When you're doing the russian flashbang to a girl then you get raided by the FBI.
"FBI open up!"
Throws flashbang into room
FBI enters room
They see people doing the russian flashbang
The spetsnaz show up and join in
Putin approval.
"FBI open up!"
Throws flashbang into room
FBI enters room
They see people doing the russian flashbang
The spetsnaz show up and join in
Putin approval.
"I was doing the russian flashbang flashbanging to this girl the other day, you know when you cum in her eyes and tug on her ears at the same time, then I got raided by the FBI... The worst part is that the Spetsnaz joined in."
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