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Fitness Emo

a person who's aim is to create as much pain for themselves by means of strenuous exercise or physical activity
johnathon did 50 push ups, 50 crunches and now he's screaming... what a fitness emo...
by phil 4:6 August 20, 2010
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The FitnessGram Pacer Test

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
Man I really need to take this (The FitnessGram Pacer Test) in order to pass class.
by filthybro June 5, 2016
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Firstnesses

The beginning of newnesses.
"Firstnesses is a whole new word I just made up. Next week it's going to be on Wikipedia. It means the beginning of newnesses"
- will.i.am (at the X-Men Origins Premier)
by xmenorigins May 6, 2009
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Wii fitness test

The only game that's sole purpose is to insult someones age.
*12 yearold tries Wii fitness test*
Wii Fitness age: 69
*Chucks controller at TV*
by 8tb39q4 g March 11, 2020
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fitness fascist

Fitness fascists are ALWAYS yuppies. Therefore, they are snots who masquerade their elitism and vanity as "concern", especially when it comes to scrutinizing anyone with a BMI over 23 because they feel a smug, deep seated hatred for fat people because it's not glamorous or socially acceptable to be fat.

On the other hand, when an overweight person begins to lose weight, the fitness fascists get their tightie whities in a bunch because the dieter is losing weight quicker than them. It angers them to realize that their idealized and impractical methods of weight loss are faulty at best when actually applied to real life, so they chalk that person's success to "starvation" and resort to fear mongering instead.

They are constantly on a crusade to banish certain foods and are extremely proud of not drinking pop. They're always patting themselves on the back for choking down a carrot and how healthy they are, physically, but in actuality they are some of the most mentally unhealthy tools on the face of the planet, not only chronically acting as though they're on the rag or manifesting in severe symptoms of one personality disorder or the other, but also because they go in fucking shock over swallowing a french fry.

Antonym: A real joy to be around.
I'd rather count calories than eat a bunch of shit I hate and lose weight faster than to listen to one of those fitness fascists and eat food without flavor so that I can lose a pound a month...
by Cadaverine January 8, 2011
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Fitness Made Simple

It's made for real people.
It's fitness made simple!!!!
It's made for real people!!!!
It's fitness made simple!!!!
It's changing people's lives...
by kingdick May 6, 2005
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Fitness Instructor

A man or woman dedicated to improving the physical fitness of others through the implementation of a rigorous workout schedule. Because of their well toned bodies, they are often the target of many sexual advances.
Girl 1- "Hey, do you think that new girl in spin class is really here for the workout?"

Girl 2- "No way, she totally came to throw herself at our buff fitness instructor. How sad."
by GirlUpstairs April 27, 2009
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