felching straw

This is the straw used to retrieve said semen from said anus. Please see felch to understand the act of felcing. Straws come in titanium or plastic.

I think I lost my felching straw in the couch. Can I borrow yours?

by dmp April 1, 2003

felch hound

An individual who possesses a greater-than-average ability to discover instances of felching activity.

With her magnifying glass and long trench coat, gertrude was well known in the area to be a successful felch hound.

by BIG red87 February 1, 2006

Fisting Felcher

The oral retrival of ones watch, bracelet, sweatband, class ring, wedding ring, legwarmer, or anything else worn on an appendage, from another persons rectum immediately following fisting.

After the fisting was done, Ryan had to pull a fisting felcher to remove his hair tie from Kody's ass.

by Brett Casey November 21, 2003

felch putty

the delectable combination of spunk and arse-juice found in one's brown eye prior to completion of the act of felching

'How can you say you don't give a damn Rhett, when our felch-putty is still wet on your moustache!' cried Scarlett in despair. (from Gone With the Wind by Margaret Mitchell)

by N North May 6, 2003

felch

The act of orally extracting one's own semen from the anus of another.

I would come up with an example, but I am sure it could not top your mental image.

by jaydon33 March 18, 2005

oral felching

n. kissing after a gay couple has had oral sex and the receiving partner not having swallowed so the two can savor the load.

Nick never swallowed when Kelvin came in his mouth. He believed in sharing and gave back a portion of Nick's load when he kissed him after finishing sex. At a party the other night, they found out this was called oral felching.

by Richard Black May 10, 2005

Felch

When a man cums in a womens anus or vagina then sucks the sperm out with his mouth.

Wendy got felched last night.....ugh!!

by Megaman09 April 29, 2009