Federal

Someone who snitches on another person or group of people.

Yo, you fuck with Johnny?
Nah, that nigga's federal.

by seattleboxcar May 14, 2016

Federal Swag

The act of having so much swag that the federal government wants to tax it.

Elton John is rockin' his federal swag.

by Salty4444 September 27, 2011

Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison

Word used in the movie Office Space by Michael to describe the world of horror they will soon be in when the company finds out about their money stealing scheme gone-wrong.

"I herby sentence you to five years in Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison."

by Joshie G. April 26, 2010

International Jendo Federation

The International Jendo Federation is the official international governing body for Filipino martial arts sports Jendo and Traditional Arnis founded in Mandaluyong City by a Mandaleño named Dr. Grandmaster Jonathan "June" Makiling Abaya.

Jendo is an art that utilises barehanded and traditional Filpino martial arts weaponries as a means of self-defense and its official sports governing body is the International Jendo Federation.

by jma_16 August 6, 2008

Federera

If you play tennis in the Roger Federer era it's called the Federera.

Andy Roddick would have won so much more had he not played in the Federera

by icwish October 10, 2009

Fed Ex Deluxe

The occurence of two males rubbing their genetalia (package) together in full frontal position.

Guy 1: I was so hammered last night all i can remeber is having a Fed Ex Deluxe with Steve.

Guy 2: Huh, well did you enjoy it?

Guy 1: Uhh i had mixed emotions... i don't really want to talk about it right now.

Guy 2: Its ok, Steve is pretty persuasive.

Guy 1: Thanks for understanding.

by Balls in Moonlight September 19, 2009

Federize

To completely dominate another player in any sport or game, particularly in tennis. Originates from Roger Federer, the master of Federization

1) Jeff: Man, I just federized this n00b in Call of Duty

2) Bob: Andy Murray just got federized

by Etando January 31, 2010