phone call fairy

The magical, mystical being that gets busy work for you and your co-workers after everyone else has gone home.

-I thought we finished all the calls yesterday?
--We did. The phone call fairy must've come last night.


Worker 1: When we left yesterday our inbox was empty.
Worker 2: The phone call fairy came last night.

by Jurassic February 19, 2009

JERSEY SHORE CONDOM FAIRY

When you pick up a chic at a bar, bring her home, bang her and then put the used condom under your roommates pillow.

After I was done with that bitch last night, Jim got a visit from the Jersey Shore Condom Fairy.

by bub c October 20, 2006

green fairy

Popular name for the hallucinogenic liquor Absinthe; 'green' obviously coming from the colour, and 'fairy' from the fact that after a few shots you shrink to 6 inches and grow wings. What Van Gogh was drinking when he cut his ear off.

Wanna go dancing with the green fairy again?

by TheDefenestrator April 16, 2005

Dingle Fairy

Similar to the tooth fairy, the Dingle Fairy visits people of all ages who leave a dingle berry under their pillow, exchanging small change for the turd.

Some believe that the Dingle Fairy may be the supernatural force behind the creation of dingle berries in the first place, and is merely reclaiming them through this process.

Jimmy saved his dingle berry in his pocket all the day long so he could put it under his pillow and receive a visit from the Dingle Fairy that night.

"Honey, why does our bed smell so bad? Are you hoping for a visit from the Dingle Fairy?"

by Professor Poo January 12, 2008

fairy cup

The description for a females expansive and usually very deep, wet vagina that is often associated with oral sex and lesbians that want to sound quaint,

"Well I might be 80 but I still like to drink from the fairy cup every once and a while".

by zombifiedgrass December 14, 2015

fairy

a male who acts slightly feminine but not neccessary means that they are gay.

look at that guy over there, what a fairy.

by jo February 18, 2004

thumb's down fairy

This is someone usually on a forum, youtube or anywhere online with a comment section that thumbs down every comment on the thread.

Could be a correlated with a troll.

The thumb downers motive could be just boredom or just an attempt to cause drama online.

Person 1: Wow did you see the comment section on that youtube video every comment has a thumbs down.

Person 2: The thumb's down fairy strikes again

by Chris Waltham January 24, 2011