A cult formed by a disgusting bloke called Darren Lewis in order for adults to fiddle with young kids
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Me: Are you faceting me right now?
Me: Are you faceting me right now?
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Factering
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Get the Festering mug.the opposite of lying, its when you start spitting facts, commonly used when people are in denial and think you're lying
guy 1: "your girl sucked my dick for hours man it was like a blowjob encore"
guy 2: "man shut your meatloaf looking headass the fuck up you're lying"
guy 1: "more like facting"
guy 2: "man shut your meatloaf looking headass the fuck up you're lying"
guy 1: "more like facting"
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Get the Facting mug.Noun (origin- SW Ontario, Canada) -A geologic phenomenon indicated when crude oil seeps to the surface under subterranean pressure often forming large patches of thick tar and exhibiting the occasional appearance of bubbles at the seepage source. Some local First Nations people would collect and use this tar for various applications like water-proofing, adhesive, etc. It was also flammable, so that's fun.
The overwhelming stench of these tarholes was so great as to lure Captains of Industry who arrived to thoroughly exploit this relatively limited resource around what is now called Oil Springs, Ontario. Sulphur, brine water and decay smelled like money to these men. Rumour is that the "hard oilers" who worked the fields coined the phrase first, as a colourfully descriptive reference to the geo-phenom but the phrase gradually turned to a more derisive tone and was later more often used to refer to someone that was to be held in the greatest of disdain and worthy of social ire. You want to hit them but you can't afford the charges, kind of thing.
The overwhelming stench of these tarholes was so great as to lure Captains of Industry who arrived to thoroughly exploit this relatively limited resource around what is now called Oil Springs, Ontario. Sulphur, brine water and decay smelled like money to these men. Rumour is that the "hard oilers" who worked the fields coined the phrase first, as a colourfully descriptive reference to the geo-phenom but the phrase gradually turned to a more derisive tone and was later more often used to refer to someone that was to be held in the greatest of disdain and worthy of social ire. You want to hit them but you can't afford the charges, kind of thing.
Only a festering tarhole like Brad could do something like that. Isn't he married?
Those festering tarholes down at B&E Furniture Liquidators don't deliver!
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, a festering tarhole. But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!
Those festering tarholes down at B&E Furniture Liquidators don't deliver!
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, a festering tarhole. But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!
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