absolute dog

One's lack of skill to a specific trait. Most notably first-person shooters.

Person 1: *Tries shooting enemy target*
Person 1: *Misses every shot and dies*
Person 2: Holy shit dude, you're absolute dog at this game

by Kylotastic May 14, 2021

You get absolutely no bitches

the person gets no fucking female's and should get some

A fuckboy named Timmy: hahaha you failed.
A n8gga that absolutely gets bitches: hop off my tip you get absolutely no bitches

by Where the fuck is mario judah March 5, 2022

Absolute Unit

Mo Ran’s monstrous 20 cm schlong that can bring even the most powerful cultivator *cough* Beidou Immortal *cough* to their knees.

2haists: ABSOLUTE UNIT, TRULY AWE-INSPIRING!!!
Chu Wanning: Shameless!

by meatbunmarryme April 17, 2021

The absolute MADLAD!

Some sort of person who does something crazy

*Luigi spams blue shells*
Mario: You actually won the race?! The absolute MADLAD!

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 May 23, 2019

Absolute Chad

A reference to Chad Thundercock, someone who has qualities of an alpha male including a big penis. Someone like Channing Tatum

Did you see Alex and how he picks up women, he's an absolute chad.

by ChineseMan88 September 17, 2019

absolute g

Gangster

Look at him with the fur coat. He looks like an absolute G

by Nikki_N April 2, 2015

absolute bollocks

An expression of disbelief or disagreement

You drank three bottles of vodka? Absolute bollocks!

by motocycologist May 23, 2009