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foreskin restoration

What you do when you find out later in life doctors have destroyed your penis by circumcising you after birth. It is simply undoing what the doctor did (uncircumcising). There are 2 ways to restore foreskin: The Surgical or Non-Surgical (best option) method. Research it if you wish.

Circumcision is flawed and doctors are ignorant about it. It may mess up the Mother/Father to son bond. During circumcision, doctors sever a nerve off, causing your future sex experience to not be as good. It has NOT been proven that circumcision prevents STD's, urinary track infection, or any other myths doctors have put out there. Oh, and there are many, many myths out there. Having foreskin is not-not clean. All you do is pull back your foreskin in the shower and clean it. Are Americans too lazy to do this?

I certainly wouldn't do that to my son when he's born. Its his decision if he wants it done or not, not the parents', doctor's or nurse’s. Is circumcising your child really necessary? Nah people.
Foreskin restoration is the way to go if you are unhappy about being sexually mutilated.
by Eugene Wilkinson September 5, 2008
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foreskin cheese

foreskin cheese is when you get back from a long day at the office and you whip out the loo rolls, lotion and laptop and decide to put on the hub. At that moment when you peel your foreskin back you get a bad stench. You look down and see a yellowy-orange substance know as foreskin cheese. Most people throw it away in disgust but I, the alpha male store it in a jar and/or feed it to the homies
"damn, that's some good looking foreskin cheese!" "Don't let your dodgy uncle see it or he will preform oral circumcision on you.
by Jerry McDonald December 3, 2021
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Foreskin Pullback

Falling back of a stock price from a peak. This price movement may be seen as a brief reversal of the prevailing upward trend and could signal a slight pause in upward momentum.
Bloomberg Breaking News : Analysts from Double Rainbow Capital Group advise viewers that they are expecting a typical "foreskin pullback" in this hard upward momentum in today's market.
by gspot2002 October 23, 2011
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Foreskin Cowbell

When you stretch your penis's foreskin into a cowbell shape and It makes a percussive sound when you tap it. Coined it.
I feel this is needing a little more foreskin cowbell.
by mildcardlucas September 1, 2021
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Foreskin Chuckle

A group of 3 or more very white men over-laughing at each other's predictable and forced dad jokes. It is most typically seen in a Canadian setting, talking hockey while drinking beer.
D'Andre: Hey, did you hear the latest McCown podcast today, I am so pumped about the upcoming NHL Season.

Dan: I love McCown, but man they Foreskin Chuckle all the time. Like, I get it, you think your friend is bad at golf, but is it really that funny to make fun of his handicap ALL THE TIME.

D'Andre: Tell me bout it fam, how many times do they have to laugh about how they worked together for so many years.

Dan: Totally agree. Without their Foreskin Chuckle, the show goes from 45 minutes to 30 minutes, easy.
by Mike109999 October 1, 2021
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Foreskin Technique

When an uncircumcised man pinches his foreskin together right before he cums, so that he contains his semen in his foreskin before disposing of it at the toilet or in a bin, to avoid needing to using tissues or a cum sock.
Mary: I went to Rui’s house the other day, and there were no tissues in his bin... Does he even masturbate?
Cheryl: He probably uses the Foreskin Technique
by Wankman2009 October 6, 2021
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foreskin blast

"he's preparing the foreskin blast"
by nerfthemedium October 10, 2021
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