Noun- A fake documentary, similar to a mockumentary in that a mockumentary is based on actual events that people currently take part in but is scripted i.e a dog show, a concert, a beauty pageant, where as a fockumentary differs in that it is based on a completely fabricated premise i.e. speed dating with toads claiming to be princes
by Nikewings March 30, 2011
Get the Fockumentary mug.A beautiful surname that is usually made fun of because of the resemblence of the word f*ck. Focke is pronounced fo-key
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Get the focke mug.A fockhead (or a "fock" for short) is someone who is both unbelievably useless and a waste of time and space.
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It derives in scientific circles, at least, from "Fock Space" which in physics is an algebraic construction for Quantum States. For those nerds who have studied physics the Fock Space construction is an incredibly complicated development of Hilbert space and of only tangential utility. (Please Wikipedia "Fock Space" for more information on the Fock Space in physics).
In a word it is someone who exhibits a humorously-to-irritatingly useless way of thinking.
So when people (mostly physics students) call someone a "fockhead" they are suggesting they are absolutely useless and a waste of time.
Disclaimer: It does not originate from the similar sounding swearword, "f-u-c-k", though it can sound similar to the non-scientifically literate so unsurprisingly it's most commonly used privately in scientific circles.
That's it.
It derives in scientific circles, at least, from "Fock Space" which in physics is an algebraic construction for Quantum States. For those nerds who have studied physics the Fock Space construction is an incredibly complicated development of Hilbert space and of only tangential utility. (Please Wikipedia "Fock Space" for more information on the Fock Space in physics).
In a word it is someone who exhibits a humorously-to-irritatingly useless way of thinking.
So when people (mostly physics students) call someone a "fockhead" they are suggesting they are absolutely useless and a waste of time.
Disclaimer: It does not originate from the similar sounding swearword, "f-u-c-k", though it can sound similar to the non-scientifically literate so unsurprisingly it's most commonly used privately in scientific circles.
George is such an unbelievable fockhead. I asked him to help me with this school project and he turned it into a goddamn rube-goldberg machine. I can't work with this psycho fockhead!
by ~~~ Anonymous ~~~ February 26, 2020
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Get the fockin wanka mug.'focker' or 'fock off' or 'fock you' is what chavs say instead of fuck. Their mentality is that of a two year old and their speech has not yet developed.
see also goff
see also goff
chav-'oh you, fockin mosh 'ead goff, get out my fockin way you focker, or i is gonna bang you ou'.
Normal dude-sorry, dont speak that language, try english, eh?
chav-donts' be cheeky now, or ils' bang you out like, innit?
Normal dude-what did you say you were in?
chav-come on then
*normal dude walks off*
chav-sholid, yah, innit bhled that wo' i fort.
Normal dude-sorry, dont speak that language, try english, eh?
chav-donts' be cheeky now, or ils' bang you out like, innit?
Normal dude-what did you say you were in?
chav-come on then
*normal dude walks off*
chav-sholid, yah, innit bhled that wo' i fort.
by *killer doll* December 4, 2007
Get the focker mug.That hill billy derek always says mother foocker instead of mother fucker so we always laugh our asses of when he says it .
by paul k. July 7, 2004
Get the mother focker mug."i'm so tired! as soon as i hit the hay ill be focker out"
"he was focker out by 9 pm, mustve been tired as fuck!"
"he was focker out by 9 pm, mustve been tired as fuck!"
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