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Fockumentary

Noun- A fake documentary, similar to a mockumentary in that a mockumentary is based on actual events that people currently take part in but is scripted i.e a dog show, a concert, a beauty pageant, where as a fockumentary differs in that it is based on a completely fabricated premise i.e. speed dating with toads claiming to be princes
Brick Madness is a fockumentary being filmed in the Fall of this year.
by Nikewings March 30, 2011
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focke

A beautiful surname that is usually made fun of because of the resemblence of the word f*ck. Focke is pronounced fo-key
Jill- Hi Dan F*cke
Dan- Its Focke. Pronounced Fo-key
by TOPAZ JEEFERJOF June 7, 2016
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Fockhead

A fockhead (or a "fock" for short) is someone who is both unbelievably useless and a waste of time and space.

That's it.

It derives in scientific circles, at least, from "Fock Space" which in physics is an algebraic construction for Quantum States. For those nerds who have studied physics the Fock Space construction is an incredibly complicated development of Hilbert space and of only tangential utility. (Please Wikipedia "Fock Space" for more information on the Fock Space in physics).

In a word it is someone who exhibits a humorously-to-irritatingly useless way of thinking.

So when people (mostly physics students) call someone a "fockhead" they are suggesting they are absolutely useless and a waste of time.

Disclaimer: It does not originate from the similar sounding swearword, "f-u-c-k", though it can sound similar to the non-scientifically literate so unsurprisingly it's most commonly used privately in scientific circles.
George is such an unbelievable fockhead. I asked him to help me with this school project and he turned it into a goddamn rube-goldberg machine. I can't work with this psycho fockhead!
by ~~~ Anonymous ~~~ February 26, 2020
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fockin wanka

A very British way of saying ‘what a bitch’ or ‘what an asshole
Look at that fockin wanka, he’s such a loser
by chasersl July 1, 2021
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focker

'focker' or 'fock off' or 'fock you' is what chavs say instead of fuck. Their mentality is that of a two year old and their speech has not yet developed.
see also goff
chav-'oh you, fockin mosh 'ead goff, get out my fockin way you focker, or i is gonna bang you ou'.

Normal dude-sorry, dont speak that language, try english, eh?

chav-donts' be cheeky now, or ils' bang you out like, innit?

Normal dude-what did you say you were in?

chav-come on then

*normal dude walks off*

chav-sholid, yah, innit bhled that wo' i fort.
by *killer doll* December 4, 2007
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mother focker

A way of saying mother fucker in a pot bellied hill billy way .
That hill billy derek always says mother foocker instead of mother fucker so we always laugh our asses of when he says it .
by paul k. July 7, 2004
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focker out

to be very deeply asleep, or out cold
"i'm so tired! as soon as i hit the hay ill be focker out"

"he was focker out by 9 pm, mustve been tired as fuck!"
by sleepybill August 1, 2009
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