Flap Fingered

To receive external or penetrative play of the anus with one or more fingers. May be a stand alone act or accompany other acts of pleasure.

Carl: How was your date with that new chick in accounting?
Bill: Dude she was a freak. She was slobbing my knob and next thing I know I'm getting Flap Fingered.
Carl: Awesome Brahhhhhhhh!

by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2014

chundle flap

A piece of material that is placed by a woman's taint to ensure that two males testicles won't touch during a two males with with one female act of intercourse.

Hey bro we need a chundle flap if we're both gonna nail this chick, so our balls won't touch. If they touch that means we're gay!

by chundle1 February 24, 2009

Flarpinhargin

A flarpinhargin is a smelly queef by an elderly lady that shoots dust.

Grandpa said that grandma almost knocked him out with that flarpinhargin.

by iambane January 20, 2009

flapcob

A flaccid mancob, typically in motion.

Yo! Watch your flapcob! You almost took my wife's eye out!

by Pogchoo September 18, 2003

Farpee

When a small amount of pee comes out when you fart.It generally happens in deep laughter!

Man that was so funny I just farpeed.

by Damien25 August 22, 2008

Flap Dap

an object located either on a body or material object that has the ability to be very manipulative utilizing the index finger or tounge.

"damnit i just ran my car in a curb and now i have a Flap Dap on my tire."
Another example is your uvula (you know that boxing bag in the back of your throat)

by adaptativehuman April 1, 2009

flampakes

Flaming amazing scrambled pancakes.
Usually concocted when baked, in need of munchie relief.

Kathy- Dude, I'm friggin starving

Tiffani- Let's make some pancakes!

-15 Minutes Later-

Kathy- This is gonna be awesome!

Tiffani- Yea, but these are some pretty fucked up flampakes.

by crazybitch001 December 28, 2008