Flaccidator

The person or object one thinks of when attempting to reduce a hard on

"I got a boner in class yesterday, luckily I had Joel as my flaccidator"

by Mhars January 26, 2015

Flacidic

The state of mind a male is forced into, when ALL sexual opertunities, drives and overall mood is diminished in one sudden moment. :(

woman: 'oh yeah baby... uh, give it to me!'
male: 'oh, you like that... yeah!'
woman: *fart*
male: 'oh, JESUS CHRIST... FUCK! im COMPLETLEY flacidic now.'
woman: 'sorry'
male: *storms out, takes a cab home... later has a wank*

by dontjudgeyouknowitstrue November 2, 2009

flaccinatting

when an event so fascinating occurs, the penis goes limp.

that new James Bond movie was good, but i like the old sean connery ones, he's flaccinatting

by Flaccid fool August 30, 2010

flaccid flapping

Flaccid flapping is when a male can't get an erection during sex and proceeds to rub his flaccid member on a girls vaginna. This is called flaccid flapping.

Jenni asks her best friend...
"So did you and Tanner hook up last night?"
"Hahahaha all I got was a lot of flaccid flapping!!"

by Midnight Kitty November 22, 2013

flaccidisiac

Something that reduces sexual in men.

The tone of her voice has a flaccidisiac effect on me.

by Spinroyd December 5, 2013

Flaccid Challenge

When you trying to get a softy in

Me and the the ol lady tried doing a flaccid challenge

by Harambe's Revenge September 12, 2016

flacid chode

A term to describe someone who has a penis which wider than it is longer but it also floppy.

Marcus has a flacid chode everytime he sees a naked woman.

by BernieG95 January 21, 2018