A girl you see at a music festival who is pretty-much perfect.
Also she definitely has the exact same music taste as you.
She is also basically the best thing in the world.
A date with festival girl might be overwhelming, but perfect regardless.
Festival girl probably has short blond hair and a nice dress, and a backpack.
Also she definitely has the exact same music taste as you.
She is also basically the best thing in the world.
A date with festival girl might be overwhelming, but perfect regardless.
Festival girl probably has short blond hair and a nice dress, and a backpack.
by newport2010 November 19, 2010
An illusion of a luxury music festival on the Bahamian island of Great Exuma.
Also used as a noun to describe the bullshit of our lives.
Also used as a noun to describe the bullshit of our lives.
1)
- Guuuurl, did you see Kendall Jenner’s IG this morning? Did you see that tea that will make you tummy go flat but your butthole go skrrrahh pap pap ka-ka-ka skibiki pap pap?
- Sure did. I’m telling you. That some fyre festival shit right there.
2)
- Yo bro, what should we do about all those lying, cheating, fraudass bitches running the financial industry of this world?
- Idk bro. Send them to fyre festival and let them fight till the death.
- Guuuurl, did you see Kendall Jenner’s IG this morning? Did you see that tea that will make you tummy go flat but your butthole go skrrrahh pap pap ka-ka-ka skibiki pap pap?
- Sure did. I’m telling you. That some fyre festival shit right there.
2)
- Yo bro, what should we do about all those lying, cheating, fraudass bitches running the financial industry of this world?
- Idk bro. Send them to fyre festival and let them fight till the death.
by Chiefcamander January 27, 2019
Example 1:
Teacher: When the Soviets invaded Berlin, the entire city became a massive bullet festival.
Example 2:
Matt: I suck at Call of Duty. The matches are just freaking bullet festivals where I keep getting killed.
Teacher: When the Soviets invaded Berlin, the entire city became a massive bullet festival.
Example 2:
Matt: I suck at Call of Duty. The matches are just freaking bullet festivals where I keep getting killed.
by John D. Heisenberg April 28, 2013
An undesirable state of being, for either a person or a group. A place of anger, shame, humiliation and fear. A term used to describe individuals mood, attitude and metaphysical location.
Yo, The Giants are down 42-7
Oh My God, we are in The Shit Festival...
Dude, you didn't lock the keys in the car, did you?
... We are in The Shit Festival
Oh My God, we are in The Shit Festival...
Dude, you didn't lock the keys in the car, did you?
... We are in The Shit Festival
by G. Sant October 17, 2010
by Slushy lushy January 24, 2020
Recieving arrousal from the thought of a wise elderly man (sage) dressed up like Santa Claus (festive) who specializes in defecating in other people’s anus’.
Chas: I Festive Saged the absolute FUCK out of Ty last night!!!
Marc: Grrrr....kids these days....what’s a Festive Sage????
Chas: I dropped a big steamy duke right down his dumper tunnel. My runny pinchloaf slid right down his poop shoot with ease. He loved every second of it!
Marc: Wow, that sounds exactly like the New Orleans French Quarter!!!! Let me tell you all about it!
Marc: Grrrr....kids these days....what’s a Festive Sage????
Chas: I dropped a big steamy duke right down his dumper tunnel. My runny pinchloaf slid right down his poop shoot with ease. He loved every second of it!
Marc: Wow, that sounds exactly like the New Orleans French Quarter!!!! Let me tell you all about it!
by DirtySanCHAS69 October 02, 2018
by Chop81 April 03, 2021