fapasaurus

a person who faps all the time

This guy is a fapasaurus no matter where he goes

by 658hit May 16, 2014

Fapmosphere

An area of high levels of Fap material around you. I.E. Adult Expo, Victoria Secret, or Target

There was so much porn in the Fapmosphere , I just had to fap.

by Videogame BANG! September 3, 2017

fagostomy

Fagostomy

A Fagostomy, When one goes for a smoke or fag break, “ok I’m off to break a cigarette”

by PharmaRu June 22, 2018

Fapooh

A large vaginal opening usually found with excess skin

That woman I just banged has a fapooh!

by Poonlicker2000 February 10, 2021

Fahosopher

Fahd the Philosopher

You see that guy in the shady ally's? that's our neighborhood Fahosopher.

by Garlicbread075 April 17, 2023

Final Fapasy

While playing any of the Final Fantasy games, masturbate durning every cut scene.

Me: Dude, I mastubated seven times with in an hour yesterday.

Friend: Sh*t! What were you doing?

Me: playing FFXIII - 2.

Friend: you live your on final fapasy

by Rade Tabooty June 14, 2014

time fapsule

When one places their favorite and most cherished pornographic content into a time capsule, buries it and 10 years later digs it up and masturbates to it again.

"Dude do you remember that time fapsule I made in 8th grade?"
"Yeah."
"My dog Rocko just dug it up, I guess there's no point in waiting now."

by Saltslinger August 12, 2016