electronic interruptis

While participating in a sexual act your phone rings or indicates a text or an email and you feel compelled to stop what you're doing and Respond

My lady and I were doing the nasty when we were assulted by electronic interruptis by his mother---in which i felt the need to stop fucking her to answer the text.

by Indabutt September 23, 2017

Electronic virgin

The absolute worst kind if human being, spends the majority of their time checking the top left of their screen to see if their beloved FPS for even a second. Builds the elite gaming machine only to cry about a single out of place texture. 99% of the time they are egotistical self loving bastards who love licking their own arseholes and crying when they touch a console.

I met a gamer today
What kind?
He played PC
Ahhhhh, electronic virgin

by AT0MIC INSANITY January 20, 2016

electron affinity

The amount of energy released when an electron is added to the valence shell of an isolated gaseous atom

Highest electron affinity in the periodic table is of chlorine (Cl)

by Kakashi Hatake 1234567 April 17, 2018

Electronic Arts

A video game company that lacks the

"Technology" to support their newest battlefield game but yet still supports

Loot boxes

Electronic arts noun "We dont have the technology to keep supporting battlefield 5 but you can still

Buy loot boxes tho"

by Mildman May 21, 2020

Electronic Artsed

When a website or game that was previously free now makes you pay to use it. This most commonly happens if that website or company was previously purchased by another company or the original developer has too much of their audience using their site or game for free and isn't meeting their revenue goals.

Scenario 1:
Kyle: Hey, want to create some new applets on IFTTT?
Chris: Yeah, we haven't used it in a while.
(checks site, sees user must have subscription to create more applets)
Kyle: What in the - you now have to pay to create more applets!?
Chris: Looks like IFTTT got electronic artsed.

Scenario 2:
Kyle: Did you hear Elon Mollusk bought Twitter?
Chris: Yeah. At least we can still promote our tweets.
Kyle: Sure thing, let me try-
(sees user must have Twitter Blue to promote tweets)
Chris: No way! You have to subscribe to Twitter Blue to promote tweets now?
Kyle: Crap. That's what happens when a company gets electronic artsed.

by The Real Driller May 21, 2023

electronic relatives

A term used for relatives with whom you exchange texts or emails but whom you generally do not see for in-person visits.

I am in close touch with my extended family back East, I refer to them as my electronic relatives.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2023

Electronic Narcolepsy

when someone suddenly drops their head down to check their phone in their lap. Happens frequently at meals, business meetings, etc.

Person 1: Well, we were talking, but then his head just fell over...

Person 2: Did he have a phone in his hand?

Person 1: Well, yeah...

Person 2: Oh, he must have electronic narcolepsy...

by Movieman7108 January 1, 2011