premature ejaculation

when a guy(mainly justin mundt) cums before he can get it in

"Oh, God dammit justin I don't even have my shoes off and you've already cum"

by Josh May 03, 2004

Explosive Ejaculation

A male ejaculation with extreme force and pain.

While i was masturbating, i had an explosive ejaculation.

by wikywhat2 October 21, 2009

ejaculation annihilation

When cum exits the penis at a high velocity and pressure. This is a dangeros and somewhat arrousing funcion that can kill whoever it hits.

Stephen: Did you hear what happened to Suzan?
Bitch: No what happened?
Stephen: She was going down on Greg and he had a ejaculation annihilation... her funeral is on the 15th.
Bitch: Omg that must of hurt like the dickens.

by Roberto el Fancypants March 07, 2008

ejaculation station

A penis or vagina, depending on the sex of the person.

Arly was getting his ejaculation stations serviced inside of some girl's mouth at a construction site, when he realized that he would rather be in her glute chute.

by crit1caL October 31, 2006

postmature ejaculation

1. The act of nutting into a woman HOURS AFTER she's orgasmed.
2. The act of just being plain old gay.

Oh my god, Becky, I wish Freddy would just cum into me, but no, he's a man of postmature ejaculation! It takes 2 hours of pushing, and it makes me ache between the legs!

by Plisky March 02, 2009

flaccid ejaculated

shooting cum out of your penis without having an erection, amplifying the attractiveness of the girl specified or one at which you are lusting

Dude, I just flaccid ejaculated (or fe'd) when Sarah walked by. She's so hot in that miniskirt.

by Willieeee September 03, 2008

Ejaculation station

When you cum on an obese pigs snout and poop on it’s ears then ride it around your neighborhood like a horse, commonly done in Alabama and Mississippi.

Did you see that? He did an ejaculation station on that poor pig.

by tripod 8 November 02, 2018