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even retards get to fuck sometimes

when someone, who gets extremely lucky at something, starts talking shit and it pisses you off.
person A: HAHA you suck at hold em! I am the man motherfucker. I called your all-in bet and took you out biatch.
person B: You runner-runner'd me u lucky fuck.
person A: I knew that shiet was coming out and I knew you had the four of a kind and i would get my straight flush.
person B: yup. even retards get to fuck sometimes.
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Ron Jeremy Event

Named for the famous porn star, the Ron Jeremy event is an accidental occurrence that happens once in a while to people who frequently download television shows and movies from file-sharing platforms.

In order for a Ron Jeremy Event to occur, a show or movie is innocently labeled (i.e. South Park s15e12 - Timmy's Birthday.avi) by whomever is closely guarding his porn from the snoopy wife or girlfriend who hates South Park. An unrelated party then downloads the file expecting innocent content. The file may be opened right away or may sit and share for months before being watched. When it is first opened and the discovery is made, the Ron Jeremy Event has occurred.

As those who relabel their porn keep a small porno-stash, they value quality over quantity. Thus the best porn on the internet is always found in the form of a Ron Jeremy Event.
A: "Did you see the latest episode of Weeds?"
B: "No - I thought I downloaded it, but I ended up having a Ron Jeremy Event."
A: "What did you get?"
B: "Powertool Massacre."
A: "Any good?"
B: "Awesome. I'll burn you a copy."
by Cool Hand Duke November 9, 2007
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Eventuallay

1. A man or woman who, upon meeting them, you know by instinct that you will have sex with.

2. Noticing the obvious attractive aspects of another, a sexually mature person can pinpoint a pubescent counterpart, and target them for potential intercourse.
1. John met a beautiful young woman while travelling, and to his companion mentioned "I'm gonna fuck that chick, eventuallay".

2. Trevor knew Emma Watson was an eventuallay in 2005 when she was 14! Some call it pedophilia, I call it genius.
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Warm Evening

Literally means, 'Wank and A ready Meal'
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Event Sex

(Noun) The few days each year when you just know you're gonna get laid.

Typically a birthday, anniversary, or Federally recognized holiday. Equally appropriate for male or female.
Tom made sure to save some Viagra for Christmas Eve; his wife Deborah would be expecting a long night of Event Sex.
by CrackinCricket February 28, 2010
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not even in my dictionary

It's not even come across in mind; not even an option; a new idea presented that was rejected due to it is being incoherent to the person's belief
A : Maybe you can quit your work and simply rely on your parent's fortune
B : Sorry, man. That's not even in my dictionary.
by nopassword June 3, 2016
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