Exaggerating Fisher

The Exaggerating Fisher is usually one who spends an unnecessary amount of time explaining details that are irrelevant. When this happens, usually the universe starts to collapse as society breaks down trying to get away from the horrible exaggeration.

Usually this term is coined by people who are disinterested in this person's conversation.

"Sometimes when I play my Nintendo and I am playing online, it usually results in a match where I am against like 15 guys. Obviously I proceed to kick the crap out of everyone! Like this one time, I took out like 30 guys in Super Smash Brothers ; but you see, this ends up being mundane because.."

This Exaggerating Fisher example is too long to continue and this is where you should walk away silently; enough to not anger the beast explaining the useless story.

by The 15 People He Did Not Beat May 6, 2008

exaggerlying

the act of exaggerating the facts of a true story, while concomitantly lying to a degree that the underlying story can no longer be believed.
or
exaggerating to the point where the underlying story is no longer true, telling a fisherman's tale

I think Elisabeth was exaggerlying when she told that story about her father being a ninja pirate who was raised by a she wolf from whose teats he suckled.
Source: Pol Scott, Chicago

"Stop exaggerlying, you didn't make one hundred lasagnas today."

by Q courtesy of Pol Scott October 20, 2007

enaggerate

To understate; downplay. The opposite of exaggerate.

ROBOCOP: How many files did he deliver?

TRISCH: I don't know: like, none!

ROBOCOP: There were at least two, Trisch. Don't enaggerate!

by Maria June 24, 2005

Eggery

Eggery is the act of passing wind silently but deadly. This willful debauchary generally occurs on public transport or in public places.

This is generally done anomalously with a silent extrusion.

sniff sniff

"Who has commited Eggery?"

by broken banjo March 27, 2007

Eager Bunny

Your 15 year old cousin who wants to get knocked-up.

I worry she is to much of an Eager Bunny to make it to 18 before she has a baby.

by D'jisorderly November 30, 2014

Eagerless

Someone with no eager and enthusiasm

How could you not watch that video i suggested , you're such an eagerless person

by Emilio hawkshack October 25, 2018

Eager Beaver

A woman who doesn't know how to play hard to get.

Ashley is such an eager beaver: she texted me back 2 minutes later after I hadn't talked to her all day.

by PhilipJFry27 November 20, 2014