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Empty pillow case

A description to use when explaining the incomprehensible size of a womans sex organ.
Rod: So go on what was she like.
Tim: Rod, that old bitches snatch was the size of an empty pillow case.
by MickLinge April 2, 2006
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Empty Eye

the term Empty Eye has been used in lyrics since the 1960s. It is a term used to describe one who has intoxicated themselves to the point of a zombie, whose eyes then appear to be empty, as in their soul is asleep.
Wow she's either abusing that prescription or that wine bottle or both, because shes got some kinda crazy empty eye going on.
by ColosseumKettle July 27, 2009
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Empty Suit

A politician who seeks public office, purporting to hold a certain se of beliefs, but in reality Is nothing more than pandering simpleton.
Mitt Romney is no conservative, he's just an empty suit with a blue tie.
by heavymongo September 3, 2012
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empty head

Someone who is having temporary memory shut down, often occurs after a night of drinking or gettin stoned, staring into space often occurs when diagnosed with empty headedness!
you empty head! jesus man iv got empty head.
by TheDon March 5, 2004
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empty the chili bowl

It's when you wake up with morning wood, then proceed to sneak in on your girl while she is taking a shit and titty fuck her hoping to shoot your load on her tits before she can complete the dump.
Frank came in this morning and tried to empty the chili bowl all over me this morning, it was disgusting because I had a bad case of diarrhea.
by SR&AB October 1, 2010
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empty pocket syndrome

When you forget your cell phone at home, but still feel like it is in your pocket, and you even occasionally feel it vibrate, causing your hand to fly to your pocket.
Bob: Why are you grabbing your pants?

Mike: I left my phone at home and am suffering from empty pocket syndrome.

Bob: Bummer
by dherbig April 19, 2011
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empty pastry bag

1. a cloth or paper cone-shaped bag with one or more nozzles, through which pastry, icing, or a similar food may be squeezed, esp. for decorating

2. metaphor used to describe the smushy, sagging breasts of an old woman
I went to the French Riviera to check out the topless hotties, but all I saw were old ladies with empty pastry bags.
by jwonder May 12, 2011
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