Electronic Narcolepsy

when someone suddenly drops their head down to check their phone in their lap. Happens frequently at meals, business meetings, etc.

Person 1: Well, we were talking, but then his head just fell over...

Person 2: Did he have a phone in his hand?

Person 1: Well, yeah...

Person 2: Oh, he must have electronic narcolepsy...

by Movieman7108 January 1, 2011

Electronic-landfill

Electronic-landfill are useless electronic gadgets that are of little or limited use or do not function as they should.

That gadget to recharge my phone using solar power and the device that shows cold water as blue and hot water as red is just electronic-landfill

by ITman January 13, 2011

Electronic Exhibitionism

An individual that uses electronic media, computers, cell phones, etc. to expose themselves physically to unsuspecting friends, acquaintances, and strangers. They typically send suggestive photos of themselves, or photos of their private parts that are unsolicited and unwelcome. Generally the content is objectionable and would be considered lewd if exposed in a public setting.

John just sent me an unwanted picture of his penis on my cell phone. Electronic Exhibitionism is so lame.

by EnnvYluv April 15, 2009

Electronic Sedation

When you gives your kid the iPad in a public place to shut him up while you run errands.

My two year old was throwing a tantrum so I used a little electronic sedation to get us through the supermarket line.

by T_Baggin_Bandit March 1, 2014

Electronic Arts

A sign that the apocalypse is near

Electronic Arts ruined too many good video games series

by anonymous November 16, 2016

Electronic virgin

The absolute worst kind if human being, spends the majority of their time checking the top left of their screen to see if their beloved FPS for even a second. Builds the elite gaming machine only to cry about a single out of place texture. 99% of the time they are egotistical self loving bastards who love licking their own arseholes and crying when they touch a console.

I met a gamer today
What kind?
He played PC
Ahhhhh, electronic virgin

by AT0MIC INSANITY January 20, 2016

electron affinity

The amount of energy released when an electron is added to the valence shell of an isolated gaseous atom

Highest electron affinity in the periodic table is of chlorine (Cl)

by Kakashi Hatake 1234567 April 17, 2018