emergapoo

Needing to take a poo immediately, because it has now become an emergency and cannot be stopped or held back. May come at the worst possible and inconvenient times.

May also be know an emergashit.

Please excuse me, I need to take care of this emergapoo.

There was an emergashit in my pants this morning so I was late for work due to the messy clean up and extra shower.

Also known as an emergency shit.

by ladylike214 July 3, 2014

emerenciana

The most beautiful girl you will ever lay eyes on

"Hey , you see that girl over there.?"

"Yeah she's beautiful"
"I know , her names Emerenciana"

by Pussymuncher400 March 15, 2017

Emergency 4

A game made by Sixteen Tons Entertainment and now called 911 first responders. It has a very active modding community and there are many mods publicly available.

Guy 1: Hey did you see the new mod for Emergency 4?

Guy 2: Yea it looks awesome.

by 1986548162346012635 June 3, 2017

emeria

Emeria is a girl who is very independent and competes with only herself not other woman. She is very athletic and attractive. She takes her school work and sports very serious. She has been hurt and betrayed by many people but sticks through it all and always bounces back. Emeria does what’s best for and her only, she pushes those around her to be the best they can be. She loves everyone regardless of what they do to her and forgives them and moves forward only knowing what to now avoid. Emeria is a person you want in your life even though she might be a pain sometimes. Emeria is the one you can always count on to have your back and love you no matter what. You might not notice it at first but remember she is the one!

Emeria is the only person I want in my life !

by PGE January 5, 2018

elmeri

A crazy Finnish person that is also good for a laugh. He normally finds a lot of girls, who don’t value him or their relationship as strong as he does. Often too good for them. Can drink a liter of vodka in an hour and likes the sniffer.

Let’s go and do an Elmeri...

Don’t e such an Elmeri

by Lord Boom August 24, 2018

Elmer’s Sock

A sock used for masturbation that’s so overused it’s as crusty a dried Elmer’s Glue. Found in nightstands, under beds, pillows and mattresses.

My elmer’s sock needs a wash. It’s unusable at this point.

My mom found my elmer’s sock and wanted some answers.

by Dick Onchin October 16, 2020

chapstick emergency

1. Any circumstances whereby one has not made the necessary ChapStick preparations and finds oneself without an adequate supply.
2. Any situation which impedes the process or progress of applying ChapStick.

"Man, I can't believe I'm halfway through this movie, all alone in a dark theater with a bucket of salty popcorn, and no ChapStick! This is a ChapStick Emergency!"

"I have lotion on my fingers and can't get the tube open. This is a ChapStick Emergency!"

by sarahmcow January 15, 2010