flying dutchman

to fake projectile saliva into the air causing significant other to use blankets to shield themselves from the law of gravity in turn allowing easy advantage to perform the famous dutch oven

she was lovingly cuddleing up to her lovers chest when suddenly he spat straight up in the air, in reaction to the terror that was about to befall her she sought rfuge under the safety of the blankets only to find the light rumble and stench of intestinal gasses wafting up to her delicate sence of smell, she thrashed about to escape her tomb of fecal fumes on ly to discover her efforts were futile as her partners strong arms encassed her trapping her into her fate, the thrashing slowed and stopped as she accepted that on this night she would fall vitem to the one so many before her had,... The Flying Dutchman

by s2ju October 13, 2009

dutchen oven

Dutch Oven: Rather simple. Whenever you bust ass while in the sack pull the covers over both of your head so she can enjoy your pork and beans as well.

it was even intolerable to me when i locked her in the dutch oven. i think i burnt my sheets

by www.icoremusic.com January 27, 2003

Flying Dutchman

this is where you get a running start and try to get ur balls to hit others in the back of the head they are either sitting down or walking its nearly impossable but ive done it

doug was eating his lunch when joe jumped on the back of his seat and hit him in the head with his balls

by joe brown pimp king April 28, 2005

Flying Dutchman

To jerk-off all over her face while she is sleeping

That bitch passed out on me so I gave her a Flying Dutchman and blew it all over her face!!!!

by Dinkstar January 14, 2009

Flying Dutchman

When you are dealt a pocket 7, 2 off suit in Texas Holdem' poker. This is the best hand you can possibly be dealt in a game of Texas Holdem and instantly trumps any other hand on the table.

Player 1: "Ok im all in"
Player 2: "I will call"
Dealer: "ok lads lets see your cards"

Player 1: "read em and weep, royal flush"
*AUDIENCE APPLAUSE*
Player 2: "Sorry mate, but I have......the Flying Dutchman!"
*AUDIENCE SHOCK, DEALER FAINTS*

by tonymontana6969 December 7, 2010

Flying Dutchman

A variant of the Dutch Oven that involves tartar sauce.

Man, that was some Flying Dutchman last night, huh?

by Le Bossman February 16, 2019

dutchman's pipe

1. slang for a penis
2. name given to an act of sexual deviancy in which a man receives fellatio in a meat locker or some other walk-in freezer, and upon climax, ejaculates onto the face of the fellationer, just above the upper lip, resembling a steaming mustache

Dude, I got the bartender from the restaurant to give me the Dutchman's Pipe in the cold storage room last night!

by Juanito Parres February 27, 2009