Diddle Skin

The female clitoris.

My fingers hurt from working my diddle skin last night.

Rachel’s diddle skin is like a nub when she’s engorged.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018

Snigger Diddle

When your friend is sad and you wiggle your finger between his butt cheeks to cheer him/her up.

Xavier's girlfriend broke up with him so i gave him the ol' snigger diddle.

by BigFireyAnus777777 November 22, 2013

Jared Dudley

Imagine a below average player, with a diseased potato head playing basketball.

I forgot to water my crops all year, now they look like Jared Dudley’s.

by NBAdefinitions April 19, 2019

Dirty Dog Diddler

Someone who diddles dogs, the dirty swines.

"My girlfriend is a Dirty Dog Diddler! She said she'd fuck a dog last night, the dirty swine"

by Rex Mutley November 13, 2012

Jeep your Diddles

Considered to be a more polite phrasing of referring to masturbation or any way of touching sex organs.

Leah: Do you jeep your diddles
Danielle: lol yeah

You may also substitute the "your" for pronouns

Sabrina: Did you hear that she jeeped his diddles?
Emily: Really?

by theelusiveweeaboo February 21, 2015

Sioux City Diddler

A gruff voiced and masked, male sexual deviant believed to live in the Sioux City metro area that will break into houses and masturbates adult male parties while they are sleeping. He then wakes them after climax and reportedly states, “You just got diddled by a dude, fag” or “you like getting diddled by a man, sicko?”

Dude we should lock the doors tonight. The Sioux City Diddler is on the prowl again.

That guy’s creepy enough to be the Sioux City Diddler.

by Dogs In A Bathtub March 1, 2021

brain diddle

When you're brain begins to wander off and alert you.

Michael: so why did you comment me?
Jazmine: oh i had a brain diddle

Tony: is it ok if i say hi to her?
Jazmine: well did you get a brain diddle?

Sara: did you get all of that?
Jazmine: wait i'm getting a brain diddle.

by jaaaazrose March 1, 2009