drop the kids off at the pool

Taking a poop that is a bunch of little terds

We can leave, but I have to go drop the kids off at the pool first!

by Meryty October 5, 2006

Drop the kids off at the pool

The act of releasing semen from your ass into a toilet.

I didn't even get to drop the kids off at the pool before he left, and you know what? I was okay with it.

by anonywhom September 8, 2019

Drop the jacket off

Chat room code for a booty call between coworkers. A common phrase in the midwest United States.

BJ, I'll meet you at the office to drop the jacket off.

by scooterlover May 16, 2014

Drop the kids off at the pool

If you are a lady and you have just had sexy times with a man without a condom. You may need to drop the (potential) kids off at the pool to prevent a wet patch in the bed and subsequent damp patches in her panties.

That was nice darling. I just need to drop the kids off at the pool before we go to sleep.

by Bazzlington June 9, 2018

Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink

It's in between an Upper Decker (pooping in the tank) and Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool (pooping in the bowl). You just drop the lid and go to work. It's a much more direct way of saying "Fuck You" to someone you despise. The poop on the lid makes a very slippery surface; much like a skating rink.

I can't wait to go to that asshole's party tonight! I'm going to stay as late as possible then Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink so he/she has to skate the scat with a hangover tomorrow! What a douchebag!

by Mr. Glisten January 28, 2015

Drop the kids off at the pool.

Taking a crap.

Do they have a toilet here? I gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

by The Other Zone July 13, 2017

Drop a load off at the post office

Take a dump

I’ll be right back. I gotta drop a load off at the post office.

by Dcstrutter May 28, 2018