drunk drum

v.
To mimic playing the drums while intoxicated.

It is important to note that drunk drumming Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight" is known as "percussion blasphemy." The only one who is permitted to attempt to do this is Mike Tyson. This is only because he has a face tattoo.

Chuck Norris could easily drunk drum Tommy Lee, but he does not stand a chance with Phil Collins.

by TenaciouslyTacoTastic April 26, 2014

Drum and Bugle Corps

n.

singular: corps (pronounced CORE)

plural: corps (pronounced CORZ)

A military-styled marching music fraternal genre, epitomized by Canadian and American corps sponsored by veterans organizations primarily between the 1920s and the 1970s, and still in existence today. Bugles are bell-front brass instruments with or without horizontal valves or slides used to change pitch, and unlike bands the entire hornline is in the same key, usually G. Drums are marching drums, primarily snares and bass drums. Color guards most closely resemble military honor guards.

You could hear the drum and bugle corps from miles away.

by Songspirit May 1, 2006

metal drummer

A drummer with two bass drums, no shirt and a bad attitude

Nasty-ass McDonalds employee: Sir, we're going to have to refuse to serve you unless you put on a shirt
Guitarist: Chill out, he's the drummer.
Nasty-ass mcdonalds employee: But policy clearly sta-
Metal drummer: WHAT THE FUCK POLICYFUCK ASS SHITTY RULEGODAMNITS-FPFFUCKING SHIRTS!!!!
Guitarist: See?! See what you did to him?!! Fuck the big mac, we're dining with the king tonight.

by veem January 11, 2009

drummer boy

When a male repeatedly slaps a females breast with his erect penis.

Jim, I heard you gave Samantha a drummer boy last night when you were having sex.

by OJProductions August 18, 2006

snare drum

an instrument in the drumline that almost EVERYBODY wants to play. The drummers of these items usually are the cockiest and/or craziest guys in the line and their school, but their drum is always the only one on the field you can hear, so they have a right to be.

that one drum that's not vertical but is at times tilted to the drummer's right is a snare drum.

by drumline April 11, 2006

draumatized

(adj.) A state of trauma resulting from overexposure to gratuitous drama.

One more episode of the Degrassi High marathon and I'll be draumatized!

by bmalec August 7, 2012

drum roll flatulence

That unexpected, very loud and unstoppable fart, usually rolling out in a crowded elevator or in a quiet restaurant.

As the flaming dessert passed our table, my drum roll flatulence was dramatically announcing its delivery.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019