Douchefag

When someone tries to be a douchebag but has nothing to show off, so they're just complete fags.

Matt wears cutoff tees but doesn't even have muscles, he's such a Douchefag.

by RichPetes March 26, 2016

Doucheapottomous

A person who is above and beyond "normal douchedom"

Derek is SUCH a doucheapottomous. He has no clue EVER what he is talking about!

by Jason Traplvminati July 28, 2017

Douchefag

A person who calls records, ‘vinyls’.

“I went out for record store day and got some new vinyls.”
“You’re a douchefag”

by KilledByChaos August 23, 2019

Doucheflute

Morons who Vape because they are too big of pussies to smoke cigs like a real man.

Hey dude that's a nice doucheflute. Let's see if that thing fits in yer ass too because you clearly like things stuffed In there. Stupid fucktard.

by schweeby June 18, 2020

DOUCHELAROO

Usually used for a male to male but can be a female using it on a male.
When somebody does something to ruin the moment or a plan
Not meant to be interpreted to inflict a fight, used on a friend to friend level.
When you call someone that it’s usually the last word !!

Your friend calls you to cancel plans made weeks ago to go to a sold out concert at the last minute because it’s his wedding anniversary day !!!!!!
“Are you kidding me you didn’t remember it was your ANIVERSARY !!! You are such a DOUCHELAROO!!!

by Wonteverstop December 16, 2020

douchelabé

To be the most extremest douche bag of douche baggery.

Frank, your such a douchelabé. I fucking hate your pillow cases.

by Carl the unicorn April 3, 2022