discomgooglated

A state of confusion or distress one gets when one cannot get a WiFi signal and yet has a desperate need to look up something to prove a point, get an answer, or find out the value of something he or she is shopping for.

Everyone was discomgooglated on the camping trip because no one knew the real answer to the exact location of Albania, and no one could get a signal.

I would have bought those shoes but I did not have a signal so I could not tell if it was a good value. I was totally discomgooglated.

by Lazy4crazy4 July 21, 2018

dizcumbobulated

exactly how it sounds lol

i hvnt had much sleep & feel dizcumbobulated

by ~s.brooke February 11, 2019

Discomfia

The notch below 'Phobia.' Discomfia is not the irrational fear of something, but is a sense of discomfort around it;

Hydrophobia - Hydrodiscomfia

Agoraphobia - Agoradiscomfia

Claustrophobia - Claustrodiscomfia

It wasn't that he was phobic to sleeping with the light off, its just the eerie sense of discomfia he got from it.

by CallumFoster February 10, 2020

Discombobulation

When u r brain ded and ur history teacher hits u with a cookie

I am discombobulation when I see my history teacher is not a virgin.

by L3x1.h4r13 December 31, 2020

Discombobulated

A confusion so thicc, you forget forgetting

"doooooooo, Discombobulated"

by Acy17 December 9, 2021

Dicoma

When you have sex with a women so well that she passes out immediately after.

Jenny was late to pick up the kids from school because her husband just got back from Afghanistan and put her in dicoma.

by JMcEvoy January 5, 2022

Discombobulated

A slightly uncommon insult. Often used as a way of calling someone ugly or deformed, the word "discombobulated " can also be used as a way of calling someone dumb or stupid. Objects can also be called "discombobulated ", altough if an object is being called discombobulated it most often means it's ugly.

You can also call someone a discombobulated thing or object.

Example 1.
*person A to person B*: "You are the most discombobulated person i've ever met."

Example 2:
Person A: -insert random offensive sentence here-

Person B: "You discombobulated as -insert object here- built- "

Example 3:
Person A: "Look at that mug over there."
Person B: "Ew, that is the most discombobulated ass mug i've ever seen."

by RobloxBully52 March 26, 2022