discomgooglated 

A state of confusion or distress one gets when one cannot get a WiFi signal and yet has a desperate need to look up something to prove a point, get an answer, or find out the value of something he or she is shopping for.

Everyone was discomgooglated on the camping trip because no one knew the real answer to the exact location of Albania, and no one could get a signal.

I would have bought those shoes but I did not have a signal so I could not tell if it was a good value. I was totally discomgooglated.

discomgooglated by Lazy4crazy4 July 21, 2018

Discomgooglation 

The term discomgooglation is a combination of the words discombobulate and Google.

It is the addiction and/ or dependence on the uses of the Internet.

Research studies showed that many people developed high levels of stress when they were not allowed to use the Internet. Other symptoms includes an increase in heart rate, blood pressure and brain activity

He suffers from discomgooglation. He gets all stressed out if he has not been on the internet at least once a day.

Discomgooglation by DanielK94 November 2, 2010

Discomgoogulated 

When somebody posts something that leads you on a time-consuming and unfulfilling journey of search-engine curiosity that yields no good answer and leaves you even more confused, disconcerted; upset or frustrated than before you searched it.

You totally discomgoogulated me last night with your facebook update .

Discomgoogulated by JackPanther January 26, 2016