A disorder based on an individual's obsession with social media including (but not limited to), compulsive reviewing of apps, "cyberstalking," comparing, fantasizing, and its effect on one's mood.
by Bhen1 July 5, 2016
Get the Social Media Distraction/Dysmorphic Disordermug. When you're getting called out on your bullshit and you need to quickly derail the conversation, accuse your accusers of distracting from the real issue.
"Hey could you stop talking over women?"
"I can't believe you're distracting from the real issue, class. You make me sick."
"I can't believe you're distracting from the real issue, class. You make me sick."
by Catty McGee July 30, 2017
Get the distracting from the real issuemug. (noun)
a. A fictional creature capable of capturing the attention of all who see or hear it, who become powerless to turn away, even to the point of neglecting physical needs.
b. A person capable of trapping others in conversations and preventing them from ending, despite the desires of the other participants.
c. A person capable of changing the topic of any event or discussion without the notice of its participants until the original meaning is entirely lost to the dark pages of history.
a. A fictional creature capable of capturing the attention of all who see or hear it, who become powerless to turn away, even to the point of neglecting physical needs.
b. A person capable of trapping others in conversations and preventing them from ending, despite the desires of the other participants.
c. A person capable of changing the topic of any event or discussion without the notice of its participants until the original meaning is entirely lost to the dark pages of history.
a. The old king gave the same stern warning to each of his children: Heed not the endless tripe of the Distraction Beast in yonder wood lest ye lose all good sense and spend your final days with him in stupor - for no sensible man will come to your aid.
b. I vaguely remember starting a conversation about something, but then that distraction beast jumped in and next thing I knew it was Tuesday.
c. Until that distraction beast entered the conversation, we were actually getting somewhere talking about... about... whatever it was we were talking about.
b. I vaguely remember starting a conversation about something, but then that distraction beast jumped in and next thing I knew it was Tuesday.
c. Until that distraction beast entered the conversation, we were actually getting somewhere talking about... about... whatever it was we were talking about.
by TheBeastOfTheMark June 7, 2021
Get the distraction beastmug. by Jaytecx November 3, 2023
Get the Distracticsmug. when you are working/doing something and someone walks up to you with hard wood. Then you turn and are astounded by the massive wang so you can't go back to work.
while working on my test my teacher, John Madden, stuck out his massive wand and caused me to be in the event of penile distraction.
by cacabutt123 June 13, 2014
Get the penile distractionmug. To frig yourself off
Don't go in the room while he/she/they're distracting himself/herself/themselves my goodness!
You look stressed!.... Perhaps you need to distract yourself
You look stressed!.... Perhaps you need to distract yourself
by Burmbly May 26, 2024
Get the distract yourselfmug. Getting started on a project, only to be distracted by another 1 or more projects thus delaying the original project
He was working on his car & couldnt find a wrench, his extra sensory distraction caused him 2 reorganize his whole tool box
by Living on the edge February 6, 2019
Get the Extra sensory distractionmug.